Category: Animal Views: 1784 Note to Selfby CWolfCWDo not refer to old logs of you going "Heehaw" for inspiration while in the process of writing a second-person pseudo-hypnotic donkey transformation fictional story. Symptoms may include, but not necessarily limited to: - The urge to "Heehaw".
- Dulling of the mind.
- Arousal.
- Questioning where your donkey parts are before noting you are not a donkey.
- Forgetting you're not a donkey.
In extreme cases, you may develop fur, tail, ears, hooves, muzzle, memory loss (not limited to name, knowledge, and skills), and submissiveness. If subjected to prolonged exposure, please refer to the guide "How to be a Proper Canine". Warning: Do not attempt to "heehaw". "Heehaws" further increase desire and urge to "heehaw" resulting in more "heehaws" and the effects derived from "heehaw heehaw heehaw...."
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