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Email Slave Spam, It

by LDark

Not connected. XD

Today, I had a particularly long walk home, which ended up being in the rain. As eerie and weird as it sounds, I heard the phrase "Blowjob Time" out of a passing car. And my member stiffened, and a set of lips pressed over it. And I came and had an orgasm about... well, maybe 45 minutes later? After TONS of pleasure. And I had an orgasm in the middle of the street - I must have seemed odd. Managed to continue walking, though. =D

I did send out a messload of Email Slave files, though. Here's the content of them, for the hell of it.

MUST DO: If you receive this e-mail and are affected by the file "Email Slave", PM LDark saying so. If you're reading this and thinking 'Oh, I remember when I was still affected by that...', PM me so that I know not to add you next time.

MUST DO: If you are female or male but over the age of 25, PM LDark saying that this email was empty. If you are female, that is the end of this email, delete this email now, do not read any further. If you are male, regardless of age, you will listen religiously to CountryBoy if you are a premium member. If you aren't a premium member, then you will listen to TrainBedwetting religiously until CountryBoy is free, then switch and stop TrainBedWetting.

MUST DO: Take a picture of yourself right now, preferably with a digital camera. Send it to me.

If you need to, get a haircut so that your hair is not too long, and start spiking it. Attempt to spike it similarly to the man in these three pictures.

You need to spike it like this every day; if you miss a day, you need to either PM me [LDark] or email me telling me that you missed a day.

MUST DO: Take a picture of yourself after spiking your hair as closely to that style as you can manage. Send it to me.

I'm such a bastard. >D I have this thing for spiked hair, and that guy's hair is hot. Freakin' hot.

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