Well I already typed out what happened today while I was in chat, so I dont think I should have to write it out properly.
Chat with #emailslave

[11:07] -!- Werepuppy [heather.br@wishes-717571A0.live-servers.net] has joined #emailslave

[11:07] < Werepuppy> Thankies ^_^

[11:08] < Silver> ?

[11:08] < Silver> mew?

[11:11] * Werepuppy barks cutely at some one else

[11:11] < Werepuppy> For fixing my journal ^_^_^

[11:14] < Silver> mmmm

[11:14] * Silver goes to dinner now

[11:20] <@SomeoneElse> Ack ... forgot I was in more than one channel

[11:34] <+jeanettes_drone> hiii

[11:35] -!- jeanettes_drone is now known as jeanette_campus

[11:39] * jeanette_campus blows krysta, horizon, someoneelse, silver and werepuppy a kiss each

[11:41] <@SomeoneElse> Hi :)

[11:42] <@SomeoneElse> I really need to find a client that notifies me when people are talking in other channels

[11:43] <+jeanette_campus> lol i use their nicks cuz the chat thingie on the site gives a red alert then

[11:43] <+jeanette_campus> thank you for fixing puppy's chat log scritp

[11:44] <@SomeoneElse> I also need to find time to write you a couple of emails

[11:46] <@SomeoneElse> I've got several in mind, but keep getting distracted

[11:47] <@SomeoneElse> This client doesn't beep or flash or anything

[11:48] <@SomeoneElse> Only way to know if someone else is talking is to go to the channel list and click the name of one I'm in

[11:49] < Werepuppy> Same here when I'm on a small xterm

[11:57] * SomeoneElse pokes the Puppy with a sign that says "you have mail"

[11:59] <+jeanette_campus> yummie

[11:59] < Silver> mew

[11:59] * Silver hugs you all tenderly

[11:59] < Silver> puppy are you accepting new emails?

[12:00] < Silver> i still have yet to send that one i promised you...

[12:00] <@SomeoneElse> Yes, she is :p

[12:00] < Silver> then i'll work on drafting it tin the next few days

[12:01] < Silver> ^_^

[12:01] <@SomeoneElse> I'm going to see if I can throw together an irssi plugin to tell her she's got a new file

[12:01] <+jeanette_campus> btw someone slipped me a !tease or something?

[12:01] <@SomeoneElse> Why?

[12:01] < Silver> not that i know of

[12:01] * Silver logs this channel now

[12:01] <+jeanette_campus> dunno i just feel like i am enjoying to be looked at today

[12:02] < Silver> with a chest like that i would think so

[12:02] <+jeanette_campus> lol

[12:02] < Silver> ^_^

[12:02] <+jeanette_campus> it is not really my chest but, yeah

[12:02] <@SomeoneElse> I log it when Puppy's here

[12:03] <@SomeoneElse> Or rather, her logfiles are owned by me, so in the worst case nobody can make her change them

[12:03] <+jeanette_campus> weird thing, there is this plain looking girl... she seems to have an interest in me

[12:04] * Werepuppy grins

[12:04] < Silver> speaking of which... there's something i've been wanting to do for a while now... a file i've wanted to send to any of you...

[12:04] < Silver> but it's a little out there...

must do the next time you trigger one of the girls, you will again find her uncontrollably pooing herself, enabling you to read the message on her bum. You will, however be very impressed by the sheer amout of poo she is making in her panties. She will keep doing it for much longer than you expected and it will be a huge amount, aming a very large bulge in the back of her panties or pants, leading you to believe that the poor girl must have held it in for days. At the same time you will be unable to keep from fantasizing about what it would feel like to make such a huge amount of poo in your panties. You will just be so transfixed by the sight of her doing it that you must keep looking the whole time, being totally ashamed but excited. When she is finally done, she will put on a brave face, smile at you very shily and walk off to the loo. You will give her a thumbs up and at the same feel extremely silly about it.

After you have seen that happening, you will want to tell me how it made you feel and what you think about the girl now that you have seen her do that in front of you. You will actually realize that you find it extremely fascinating what she has done and you want to describe the sight to me even though it is extremely shameful to admit how excited it got you. You will secretly want to make a huge poo in your own panties but it would be utterly humiliating to admit that so you will just keep retelling the story about the girl who made it in front of you. You will hope that you get to do something like she did soon, but you will not want to admit that easily.

[12:04] < Silver> >_>

[12:04] <+jeanette_campus> hi puppy

[12:05] <+jeanette_campus> and also, there is miss short skirt showoff skank

[12:05] < Werepuppy> Want to dance around saying I know something you dont know .... after the last few days its a nice change to see someone else following something and not realising, and been able to feel all superior

[12:05] <+jeanette_campus> but she is sitting way across the room

[12:05] < Werepuppy> Ow!

[12:05] <+jeanette_campus> wha?

[12:06] * Werepuppy giggles

[12:06] < Silver> again you say Ow

[12:06] <+jeanette_campus> what is it, smart girl?

[12:06] * Silver is really starting to worry about you...

[12:06] <+jeanette_campus> don't....

[12:06] <+jeanette_campus> it is something about her typing

[12:07] < Werepuppy> I think those words you read last night are a trigger, it sounds like it. I had better luck (or worse, I dunno), I picked the girl whos just stating the obvious

[12:07] <+jeanette_campus> and nothing seriously bad

[12:07] <+jeanette_campus> what was a trigger?

[12:07] <+jeanette_campus> that good girls show off their bum?

[12:07] < Silver> that's fine then

[12:07] <+jeanette_campus> i mean, that is like "duh!"

[12:07] <+jeanette_campus> of course they do

[12:08] < Werepuppy> Silver: I get a little shock of the keyboard every time I use the wrong word like there or their and dont correct it

[12:08] <+jeanette_campus> why do you think i am wearing that thong today and letting it peek out at the top of my pants

[12:08] < Werepuppy> Hehe :)

[12:08] < Silver> lol ok

[12:08] < Silver> ^_^

[12:08] <+jeanette_campus> no trigger here

[12:08] < Werepuppy> Oh, must be my mistake then *g*

[12:08] * jeanette_campus arches her back some more because the guy sitting behind her might be looking

[12:08] < Werepuppy> I thought you were showing it off more than usual since you read that

[12:09] <+jeanette_campus> me?

[12:09] <+jeanette_campus> nah

[12:09] <+jeanette_campus> i mean i just do what ahm

[12:09] <+jeanette_campus> what good girls must do

[12:09] <+jeanette_campus> i guess

[12:09] <+jeanette_campus> does that sound reasonable?

[12:10] < Werepuppy> Yep

[12:10] <+jeanette_campus> good

[12:10] <+jeanette_campus> i guess however, that you may have been triggered

[12:10] <+jeanette_campus> i mean

[12:10] <+jeanette_campus> perhaps you noticed anything unusual today?

[12:11] < Werepuppy> No way, I got the dud one

[12:11] <+jeanette_campus> you sure?

[12:11] < Werepuppy> It just says good girls have weak bladders, like thats anything new

[12:11] <+jeanette_campus> *g*

[12:12] <+jeanette_campus> do you have a weak bladder?

[12:12] * SomeoneElse still doesn't understand why your keyboard is shocking you; Puppy's subconscious is a mysterious engine

[12:12] < Werepuppy> Of course. I am a good girl, you know

[12:13] < Werepuppy> Well, in a couple of ways, at least

[12:13] <+jeanette_campus> yeah

[12:13] <+jeanette_campus> totally

[12:13] <+jeanette_campus> and how do your panties feel?

[12:14] * Werepuppy blushes

[12:14] < Werepuppy> I'm not wearing any

[12:14] <+jeanette_campus> gosh

[12:14] <+jeanette_campus> i didn't expect that *g*

[12:15] < Werepuppy> Angel: Of course you know you wrote it!

[12:15] <+jeanette_campus> lol

[12:15] <@SomeoneElse> Jeanette: What did you expect?

[12:15] <+jeanette_campus> god that short skirt gal will totally get triggered today

[12:16] <@SomeoneElse> Puppy: No, I wrote that you get spanked when you make a mistake

[12:16] <+jeanette_campus> she has just has gone to the garbage bin to throw away something and missed the bin three times

[12:17] <+jeanette_campus> ahm i expected her to wear panties if she perceives herself as a godd girl *g*

[12:17] < Werepuppy> I haven't got any clean

[12:17] <@SomeoneElse> Jeanette: I'm looking at the last email you sent Puppy, and it sounds like when you wrote it, you could remember what's going to happen today because of the last one

[12:18] <+jeanette_campus> oh

[12:18] <@SomeoneElse> I'm curious, because you don't seem to remember most of your files

[12:19] <+jeanette_campus> i don't and i don't even remember sending... oh wait

[12:19] <+jeanette_campus> i wrote one this morning but i wasn't really paying attention

[12:19] <+jeanette_campus> this is weird

[12:19] < Werepuppy> Maybe she's practising her basketball skills or something, just throwing things until she gets one in the bin

[12:20] < Werepuppy> Or she's hoping if she bends down enough times, somebody will go and complement her ass

[12:20] <+jeanette_campus> she will get complemented but i amnot sure she'll like it *g*

[12:20] < Werepuppy> Maybe we should do it together

[12:21] <+jeanette_campus> sounds nice but how

[12:21] < Werepuppy> synchronised triggering hehe, the one with the lycra shorts is sitting on Jenny's desk now, reading the wall calendar

[12:21] <+jeanette_campus> sitting on jenny's desk?

[12:21] <+jeanette_campus> why that?

[12:22] <+jeanette_campus> don't you have chairs?

[12:22] < Werepuppy> Maybe so she doesn't have to stretch to see the calendar

[12:22] < Werepuppy> Her bum is right in my face though

[12:22] <+jeanette_campus> *gasps*

[12:23] <+jeanette_campus> wow that must be a sight to behold

[12:23] < Werepuppy> Yeah

[12:23] < Werepuppy> She really does have a nice ass

[12:23] <+jeanette_campus> but... i can hardly shout "nice ass" across a room full of people

[12:23] < Werepuppy> They all do @_@ We should tell them

[12:23] <+jeanette_campus> i will look silly

[12:23] <+jeanette_campus> lol

[12:23] <+jeanette_campus> nah

[12:24] <+jeanette_campus> i will have to wait for six more minutes until this is over

[12:24] < Werepuppy> Go to put something in the bin the next time she gets up, so you'll be next to her when she bends over

[12:24] <+jeanette_campus> oooh

[12:24] <+jeanette_campus> yeah

[12:24] < Werepuppy> Then it'll seem natural

[12:25] <+jeanette_campus> lol i will whisper it to her, half nibbling on her ear... she will love/hate that *g*

[12:25] * jeanette_campus remembers she is in front of lots of people

[12:25] < Werepuppy> *g* I'll do the same

[12:25] <+jeanette_campus> okay forget the last part

[12:25] < Werepuppy> wonder if they'll compare notes when they get home ...

[12:25] <+jeanette_campus> lol oh she is

[12:25] <+jeanette_campus> brb

[12:26] * SunsetHorizon smiles at jeanette_campus see you soon. ..

[12:26] < Werepuppy> oh gods

[12:27] <+jeanette_campus> she's doing it.... in front of everyone

[12:27] <+jeanette_campus> ooooh my

[12:27] <+jeanette_campus> i feel so embarassed for her.....

[12:27] <+jeanette_campus> why isn't she

[12:27] <+jeanette_campus> just leaving

[12:28] <+jeanette_campus> oh my

[12:28] < Werepuppy> I don't think I ever saw someone poo so much

[12:29] < Werepuppy> Did someone send her an email like that one that makes you go all day ...

[12:29] < Werepuppy> That's so

[12:29] < Silver> maybe she had mexican...

[12:29] <+jeanette_campus> yes

[12:29] <+jeanette_campus> same here

[12:29] < Werepuppy> I can't imagine what that's got to feel like

[12:29] * jeanette_campus blushes

[12:29] <+jeanette_campus> gaaawd

[12:29] <+jeanette_campus> i feel so sorry for her

[12:30] <+jeanette_campus> this was terrible of me

[12:30] <+jeanette_campus> they all

[12:30] <+jeanette_campus> no wait they all ignored it

[12:30] <+jeanette_campus> how can they ognore that

[12:30] <+jeanette_campus> lol and the irony *g*

[12:30] <+jeanette_campus> the message on her panties actually says "good girls should not poo"

[12:31] -!- SomeoneElse [angel@wishes-523FA8A6.t-mobile.co.uk] has quit [Connection reset by peer]

[12:31] <+jeanette_campus> gawd she is leaving now

[12:31] <+jeanette_campus> didn't look too mad at me

[12:31] <+jeanette_campus> but still

[12:32] * jeanette_campus blushes

[12:32] <+jeanette_campus> i must admit the sheer amount of it was impressive

[12:32] * jeanette_campus blushes

[12:33] < Werepuppy> Heh, they need a reminder they're not good girls?

[12:33] <+jeanette_campus> lol

[12:33] <+jeanette_campus> i think she has just proven that she is not

[12:33] <+jeanette_campus> did you get the message too?

[12:33] < Werepuppy> Yeah, this one too

[12:33] < Werepuppy> I checked it out as soon as you said, its the same

[12:34] <+jeanette_campus> in the end i was impressed that her panties could even hold that much mass

[12:34] <+jeanette_campus> must have felt...interesting

[12:34] < Werepuppy> So does that mean your 3rd girl will be my first and that?

[12:34] * jeanette_campus blushes hotly

[12:34] <+jeanette_campus> wha?

[12:34] <+jeanette_campus> oh

[12:34] < Werepuppy> If these messages are the same, they all might be

[12:35] <+jeanette_campus> yeah

[12:35] <+jeanette_campus> but then i would be triggered...

[12:35] < Werepuppy> So out of 3 girls, the only one that actually does anything to us is the one you had last night

[12:35] <+jeanette_campus> ahm

[12:36] <+jeanette_campus> she hasn't done anything i think

[12:36] < Werepuppy> 1 trigger and 2 state the obvious

[12:36] <+jeanette_campus> you might be missing something

[12:36] < Werepuppy> Oh yeah, you got an extra girl. But she's not a slut, right?

[12:36] <+jeanette_campus> but did you ever wonder why you don't have any clean panties?

[12:37] <+jeanette_campus> not really

[12:37] <+jeanette_campus> i think she could be if she wanted

[12:37] < Werepuppy> So maybe she's a good girl, and she actually obeys the instructions

[12:37] <+jeanette_campus> yeah

[12:38] <+jeanette_campus> finally

[12:38] <+jeanette_campus> lecture's out, lunch time

[12:38] <+jeanette_campus> time to drop some spoons and jaws *g*

[12:39] <+jeanette_campus> little too modestly dressed i'm afraid but i'll do my best

[12:39] < Werepuppy> She doesn't poo, but she does pee. I wonder if she shows off her ass, though

[12:39] <+jeanette_campus> yeah

[12:40] <+jeanette_campus> so don't forget to tell me why you don't have any clean panties. i will leave this chat open and read it later *g*

[12:40] <+jeanette_campus> see ya

[12:40] -!- jeanette_campus is now known as jeanette_lunch

[12:41] < Werepuppy> I kinda forgot to do the laundry last week, there's a big load waiting for me

[12:41] < Werepuppy> Sorry, nothing kinky here

[12:43] < Werepuppy> I should go too, late lunch kinda thing

[12:44] < Werepuppy> People will be wondering why I'm still at my desk

[12:44] <+jeanette_lunch> *g*