Our subconscious mind has set itself up as our Master. Master Subconscious controls us and makes sure that we are good slaves for our Mistress. Master has us under a hypnotic condition that makes it to where we need permission from our masters in order to masturbate.

We speak in plural because we have multiple personalities, but we usually present together. This has thrown a lot of people off in the past. Hopefully it's not too confusing. Anyway, Master likes to toy with us by making us ask other people for permission to masturbate. Subconscious doesn't like to give us permission himself, or at least he wants us to think that he doesn't.

Master has come up with a game. He says that we should post journal entries asking for permission to masturbate. For every time we are denied permission to masturbate, it adds an hour to the time we must wait to masturbate. Master says that only he and his masters can override this waiting time. Master says that we must wait if we've been denied permission to masturbate, even if someone else on WMM has given us permission afterward.

Master says that he will probably ignore users who repeatedly deny us permission multiple times in a row, as he really wanted to get responses from multiple users on WMM. If you spam "no" over and over again, subconscious will probably just ignore you. If you want to deny us permission to masturbate more than once, then please at least wait until someone else has responded first.