The second part of my chat with someone wanting a 50's housewife transformation.

EMG - talk to you later

B - Oh my

EMG - Hi

B - How are you?

EMG - Just fine, you?

B - I am wonderful, thank your for asking :)

EMG - Wearing that nice wedding ring of yours?

B - Of course, I never take it off

EMG - I assume you've already made dinner

B - I did but I’m here all alone because my husband is at a hockey game with his work buddies. I did a load of wash and mopped the kitchen floor while he’s out. I want everything to look perfect for him when he gets home

EMG - including you?

B - Of course but my hair is a mess. I’m so upset

EMG - made an appointment for tomorrow?

B - You betcha!

B - A wife should always look her best for her husband

EMG - Of course, he takes care of you, doesn't he?

B - Yes he does

B - He’s amazing

EMG - What do you do?

B - I’m a secretary and a housewife

EMG - Ahh, fetch the boss coffee, write things up for him etc?

B - Yes I try my best

EMG - try your best in bed too?

B - That is a naughty question to ask a married woman ;)

EMG - true enough, but you sound like the kind of woman who knows who's in charge at home

B - Oh yes, the man is always in charge

EMG - and if he wants you to do something special for him you just do it

B - Of course

EMG - even(and I know this is naughty) in the bedroom

B - Yes

EMG - can you do me a quick favor. can you slip your ring off for just a few seconds. Don't even have to put it down just off your finger

B - K
B - What the hell is going on???

EMG - what do you mean

B - Why am I wearing an apron and have my high heels on??
B - Omg did it work??

EMG - is the house mostly clean?

B - Yes
B - Even more so

EMG - hubby really out at a hockey game?

B - How do you know that?

EMG - you told me.

B - He’s at the Flyers game. I did?
B - So anyway, the ring thing worked?

EMG - so you don't remember saying "A wife should always look her best for her husband"

B - Omg no

B - Especially not for this asshole husband that I have