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Writer's Block

Here's an interesting website!

http://www.wiolawapress.com/

I'd love to see Pat Robertson step on a rake. That would make me laugh.

Witchs + Six nipples = Charmed

I believe that this is the fifth forum you have posted this on. Not flaming, just making a point.

I personally would not tell anyone that god existed. People who talk about god either get themselves killed, get other people killed, or both.

Well, it's just conveinient to blame the opposite gender. You can find people from both sexes who do that. The important thing to remember is that each has their own pros and cons.

Ummm....Estrogen?

Hormones make people crazy.

I meant stuff they do. Like burping loudly, and egging people's houses on Halloween.

That's the whole point! They do the stupidest shit imaginable for no reason whatsoever! And I don't get it!

Girls don't understand guys, anymore than guys understand girls.
At least in my expierience.

I'm pretty sure we've established that already.

Guys are weird. I don't think I'll ever understand them.

Why? I thought everyone here liked guys.

Should I get my labia pierced?

Bill O'Reilly must DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

I like O

So, when do we have barcodes on our foreheads?

I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure that once your brain goes above 30 Hz, that's not Astral Projection, that's a seizure.

Amen, mean person!

1003 :P

And this is post 1001.

MY COMPUTER IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(passes out on the keyboard)

Peter: Lois, this is my new friend Max Weinstein. He's Jewish.

Lois: Oooooooh, how exotic!

Quagmire: Fat chicks need love too, they just have to pay!

Quagmire: So, you ladies ever been penetrated?

Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through.

Stewie: Ummm, yeah. We couldn't run an ad that said no Portuguese butt umm...No Portuguese.

Ummm, yeah. We couldn't run an ad that said no Portuguese butt umm...No Portuguese.

Stewie: Damn you ice cream, come to my mouth! How dare you disobey me!

(Tied up cheerleader lying on ground in stall)

Quagmire: Dear Diary: Jackpot!

Peter: To the pope moblie!

Brian: Hey, barkeep, whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?

Lois: Brian, what happened to Peter? He's not cramming H'ordeuves in his mouth, or asking anyone to pull his finger...That's not the man I married.

Brian(drunk): So I guess, technicly, that...that makes you availible.

Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge!

Futurama is on at 11, and Family Guy is on at 11:30 so I segue fom one to the other.

Are you going to eat that stapler?

I can barely wrap presents!

Yes you did!

Gumbel 2 Gumbel: Beach Justice!!

Hey, were watching the same channel at the same time! You're not from Australia!

Mallic wrote:Nuit, Its a losing battle, she's crazy and apathetic.

Hey, who told you my middle names!

IT HAS THE POWER TO SHORTEN IT'S OWN LIFESPAN

MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH!

MY COMPUTER IS ALL POWERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHA! My computer can do 190 easy!

The temperature of my computer's CPU is 161.1 degrees F

I watch Law and Order: SVU, and I'm 18

90% of paraphilias belong to males, thats my explanation.

Oh, come on, that's hilarious! Mabye I should try that some time. :wink:

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