as for the 100 gold bounty. Unlike some of the rest of you I suppose I am somewhat quite untrusting of the US's economic stability, there are 240 gold bars in a vault at my house. Should the US dollar devalue anymore I suspect I shall make out like the Queen that I am... Incidently most of these ba...

...if I go backwards around the board, do I still get to collect $200 at GO?

This topic alone justifies the very existence of these forums. While I usually don't blurt random praise (let alone flatter), I feel that this topic should be made even more prominent, for example, by adding a link to it in the Modules bar at the left. In response to whatever you're about to say, I ...

This topic is a waste of space, and deserves to die. While I'm not a strong advocate of killing in the name of justice (or even injustice), I feel that sadism could be used to justify the brutal deletion of the aformentioned thread. In response to your inevitable response, shut the f*** up. I have j...

Go to the Voting section. There is a list of categories at the top of the page; select 'ADD Item'.

You can vote for a file at most once.

missypuss wrote:Virtual Reality is it real??

In theory, yes. In practice, it's about as real as governmental co-ordination.

Arrow here included for your viewing pleasure: :arrow:

goldragon_70 wrote:Missypuss, that a good avitar, for being such a small file, it has a good resolution.

That's all very well, but where the fries are my fries!? :evil:

No comment on my sex. No comment on my age (though I swear it's under 50).

EDIT: Wait, where did the poll involve giving our ages? I feel ripped off. :x (so much for getting a pensioner's discount)

Gingevitis! (The only way to... um... okay, you win.)

Apple juice!(The only way to live)

morrcomm wrote:Commas are a sign of weakness.

Weakness is a sign of strength. Strength is a sign of commas.
Life is confusing. Live with it - or rather, don't :wink: . (Interpret it however you like)

Mallic wrote:I like pie

And I don't like cake.

It may be an idea to divide the files in three catagories. 0 to 100 votes. You must get a certain amount a month to stay in with your file sugestion. ... It's just a first draft of an idea so please feel free to elaborate on it. love, Rusty I don't know whether anyone else shares this opinion, but ...

This thread is becoming easier to understand by the minute. So, here goes: Fully sic Only the torpid would say that. sandy82: I'm working on the fries, but it will take time... not because it's impossible... or because I have no idea what I'm talking about... this is certainly the righteous thing to...

How many iterations are necessary before a behavior shifts from being a "by" to an "of"? How many "-ions" before someone is considered an "-er", "-or", "-ist"? How many donations, for example, before one is considered a donor? How many stamps before one is a philatelist? How big a collection before...

"Train Butterfly Effect" seems like an excercise in crying over spilt milk.

You'll probably want to add that suggestion to the Voting page. (Click "Voting" on the left, then click "ADD Item" from the tabs at the top.)

sandy82 wrote:Sydney dislikes Manhattan, but he still commutes from Albany by train.

He really ought to take an aeroplane like Paris and Georgia do.

What about the "Ego & Id Curse"? That seems pointless, if somewhat entertaining.

I voted for it anyway... :(

it could still be dangerous, you could be on some flimsy platfrom or something, and someone could say "don't try to jump or anything". . . BTW i think the "make your boss submit to you" is one of the most improbable files here. hypnotizing yourself to change someone else? pretty dang unlikely. may ...

Uh... wow, that was a very good point. :wink:


Can't wait for your Monday post...

Eccentric Navigators like Emerald Nuts.

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deathjdstn wrote:I thought this file idea would be interesting so that's why I suggested it. :twisted:

So it was you... I feel like I'm meeting a celebrity... :D

Seriously, this is getting out of hand... I'm wondering if this should be moved to the Religion forum.

Is it me, or have turnip laws become even more and more stringent as of late? Sandy82 quotes the problems with pail supply, but has it ever occured to anyone just how paling pails can pale one if you paint a pail a pale shade of pale?
Probably not.

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You're not being very kind to 55+ people, are you? :)

And which side is the wrong side of 30? (I guess it depends which side you are on, is it?)

gregi696 wrote:If you dry-hump the wall of a swimming pool while swimming in said pool is it still a dry-hump? :twisted:

Only if it is a waterlesss dry swimming pool.

Why do people always stare at you?

Hi everyone, I have been having a few internet problems but they are sorted now. Just for the record all that "victim" stuff was just my sick sense of humor, I wasnt being serious(dont want people thinking im like that). Anyway, looks like alot of people like the idea. But there are all the copywri...

What happened to the reptiles (or am I getting mixed up)?

DaytonaMaster wrote:Propel, propel, propel your craft,
Placidly down the aqueous solution.
Joyously, joyously, joyously,
Existence is but an illusion.

(see My next posting for translation)

...I wonder where Trance01 has gone to in all this?

Curse you, Dittoman. :evil: My evil hall of mirrors didn't stop you, so I shall have to unleash the UBER-EVIL CAT-SHOOTING CATAPULT instead! Muah ha ha ha ha!

Optimism? :? Why are the only choices in your poll "yes" and "maybe"? Here is a little idea, a subliminal files that plays standard music (rock, pop rap etc) but with subliminal messages in the background. This would mean the listener (or victim :twisted: ) thinks they are just listening to their fa...

:?: :idea: :idea: :?:

^ I believe that that says it all.

Mallic wrote:With the dancing girl priests, I think you mean

SHUT UP ABOUT THE ROBOTS AND GIVE ME THE STUPID FRIES ALREADY!

Which, come to think of it, had nothing to do with the weather, did it?

Not really, just hoping that I'd be able to start a controversial topic. :D Why does everyone else have all the luck? It does sound interesting. Lots of variations involved. The file can't deal with specific dream suggestions, but it can focus on enabling a choice process and trigger. Are you recomm...

Sound interesting... what do y'all think?

Okay, I'm really frustrated with the service here - WHERE THE HELL ARE MY FRIES? :evil:
That does it; I'm calling tech support.

Mallic wrote:Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question, 'yes' is the answer

...so I can have my fries now? Thank goodness; I was just starting to worry!

While this would probably be a bit cumbersome, you could create a new account labled, I don't know, Bazorba2, and sign up for premium on that, then vote. It would be a lot of hassle, require a lot of time, and it would be essentially cheating the system. Ever considered a "remove vote" option for th...

What do we want?
IMMEDIATE ACTION!
When do we want it?
MEH... SOMETIME THIS CENTURY!

I'm still waiting for my fries :( .

I'd reply, but it would probably end up intepreted as a non-sequitur, and I would be forever humiliated (in a bad way).

Welcome to WarpMyMind! (Sorry 'bout the repitition.) Hypnosis doesn't work while you're sleeping - it requires a degree of conscious reinforcement. However, some people have found (or so I've heard) that listening to hypnosis files while going about daily business has an effect on them. Also conside...

hmm, a couple of ideas i suggested, that seem to have been popular since i submitted them, are gone from the voting page. . . hmm did they drop off? or are they possibly being made? they were close to hitting the 200 mark last i saw. . . i'm talking about "virgin sensitive" and "fast/slow" i'm opti...

I'm so very sorry; I don't speak a single word or phrase of English. Would you like fries with that?

I'd laugh, but I think that that was serious. Hence, I'm crying. As for wearing a fursuit, it could well help you picture the transformation occuring, but if you're aiming for actual (non-imagined) transformation, which I personally have never seen occur, the suit would probably be a burden. Just my...

I do not exist; they all exist; this post may or may not exist; existance only exists on Mondays. One thing's for sure: confusion exists.

It makes you think that you're EMG's wife.

Ha! Ruined your day :D .

I'm skeptical to try this as this may have unknown effects on me. Skeptical or scared...? (The sentence seems a tad self-contradictory) Hypnotism can't make you do things against your will. Simply put, it just reinforces your conscious desires into your subconscious mind (I think). If you listen to...

We're all drunk deep down where it counts... get it? Count? :?

:oops: I think I haven't had enough pure alcohol yet.

...regardless of what our flags look like. New Zealand is not part of Oz.

I don't think I made it clear. I meant that if you live far away enough, New Zealand is part of Australia, which is somewhere down south and about the size of the UK.

Anybody notice how off-topic this is becoming?