What's the only thing worse than a dead skunk on your piano?

An infected beaver on your organ....

People in the house - arguing.

Beatles - The White Album

I hate religion and people so afraid of technology that they refuse to learn how to use it. I hate what the world has become. I hate that orange juice takes so damn long to squeeze. I hate that money is such a defining factor for quality of life. I hate what civilization and humanity have become; ye...

Morta1 wrote:Glad to see I made your list. I was hoping I would be number 1 though. Anything I can do to make it there?

Fraid not, I'm not childish enough to become involved in your petty little feud.

Personally I hate it when people tell me something is "nice". Think about it, what does nice really mean? It's a word which basically avoids saying if you like it, dislike it, are moved by it, hate it.... it means nothing more than nice. And I fucking (forgive my Latin) hate nice things. I like beau...

Happy Birthday EMG!

Personally I just got back from an all you can eat sushi place and gained 10 lbs. Literally. I weighed myself before and after just for shits and giggles. And I only had 2 cups of tea so don't try and tell me that's all liquid.

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!

I found this site about two years ago while I was looking around the internet for something to cure my boredom. I've always been fascinated with hypnosis, even having dreams about it as a small child. To learn to hypnotise was always something I wanted to do, and so when I stumbled across this site ...

I love people who get all their information from online sources. See, the wonderful thing about writing things online is anybody can do it and put it up for all to see, whether what they write is crap or not. The information you have posted links to is doubtless accurate to an extent (it's too damn ...

They did not use fuckin Shotokan to defeat the samurai. Wing Chun has no form of chi development what so ever. You people defend things you clearly know nothing about. Wing chun (or Ving Tsun if you want to spell it right) was invented essentially as an extremely effective self defense system for wo...

I vote agnostic. I am who I am and there's not much I can do about it. Proud to be human? Nah. Not really. Proud to be who I am? More often than not. So I'm agnostic. I'd be proud to be whoever I am if I was me or if I was Martian.

Not all forms of Karate are bad. Shotokan which is by far and away the most commonly taught is absolute crap. If it was practical for you, that's great, it served its purpose. But for anybody wanting to learn martial arts they'd be best served by staying away from it.

Ah so many many things to respond to. I'll do my best to see if I remember them all. Yes, Ki, Chi, and Qi are the same thing, but Qi is the way that most Chinese people I know will spell it in English. And it has a HUGE ammount to do with martial arts that focus on internal techniques... in other wo...

If I were you I'd learn hypnosis myself and do it with her. That way she'll feel very safe knowing it's you doing it, and you'll be able to customize what gets done, rather than having a general file to do it all. If you want to keep things simple and learn by doing it, you could try using an induct...

And who the hell is learning Aikido?... and why :P

Actually it's spelt Qi Gong, and he also does that... I completely forgot. Let's continue the list with Iron Shirt and Tantra.... hey, they call Tantra Kung Fu :P And by the way, you've definitly heard of Togakure Ninpojutsu, you've just never heard it called by that name. Does Ninpo sound a little ...

I have a friend studying Ba Gua Zhang... that lucky bastard also got an invite a little while ago to study Togakure Ninpojutsu. He's also dabbled in Ving Tsun, Escrima, Tong Moo Do, Kali, and christ only knows what else. He's a dangerous dangerous man :P

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I think he was high when he wrote that....high on something, I dunno what. Well the obvious answer would be drugs, therefore I'll avoid it at all costs; but since I can't think of an oh so witty substitute my post shall stop here..... DRUGS!

Post before and after pics, I gotta see this :?

slave661055 wrote:Did it work while you were sleeping? And could somebody please make two more trances? One so you can choose not to be sick, and one so that you could get sick for monday?

What in the hell are you talking about?

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I gotta give a shiz out to my file yo, dis file be DA BOMB! Y'all gotta go and give yo votes ta tha file thaz gonna change yo world nigga, I'm talkin bout TRIG GOD yo!

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^ This man has no penis.

He has no penis.

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johnbohnrevenge wrote:624 + 713 = 1336

You poor bastard, you added it wrong. You were only 1 away from being 1337 but I guess you just aren't cool enough... I feel for ya man :(

Actually I had some Aberlour left over from a while back that I drunk instead.... and the effects of it were shared with people I assure you, all beit not in person. Sadly for them I had my karaoke disk for the xbox lying around and a phone near by, so some of my friends got a lovely rendition of th...

I was drunk last night. Out of my mind :P

Yeah I thought that's what you meant. It's still there, on the side bar. It's a great little thing aint it? All his old stuff was amazing, yet all his new stuff is crap. Strange :P

You mean there's more than one lot of viking kittens? Dear God humanity is screwed :P

www.rathergood.com is the home of the kittens you're after I believe ;)

I know all of that shit :x . My question is what make me different from any one else. I've been "observing" from my point of view for my whole life. Makes sense, right? Well why didn't I "observe" from someone elses eyes in the past, future, or now. You have to think in deepth to understand my ques...

You see through your own eyes and not the guy next to you thanks to an ultra complex system of optic nerves and pathways connected to your eyes that lead to your brain. Your brain then takes these signals recieved from your eyes, and interprets them into the image you see right now. Might I suggest ...

Martial arts for real :P = http://www.energyarts.com/ This is one of the most powerful men alive, DO NOT PISS HIM OFF. Plus he's got a really cool hair cut :P One of my favorite forums is http://www.jinx.com/forum/default.asp?sid=jinx It's meant to be about computers and hacking... sure there's a co...

That's probably half the plan, put you under and then charge you $1000, cause that's what it said in the first place... right? o:-)

Either you did it wrong or you're SERIOUSLY in denial :P

I never go in them so I don't know the names or the people, but they're all under Romance/Adult/Fetishes or Romance/Adult/BDSM

You can always try the chat room here, though it's usually dead. And there's quite a few rooms in yahoo.

Ok so no math, how bout this? seeking violent agressive masochistic self loathing limber open minded double jointed self destructive intelligent obsessive well spoken female prone to blackouts and psychotic episodes..must be open to all aspects of sadomasochism and bondage .. have sharp teeth and a ...

Your Age by Sex Math. This is pretty neat! Check it out.... YOUR AGE BY SEX MATH DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read... You might need a small piece of scrap paper for simple addition and subtraction. 1. First of all, pick the number of t...

Movie... oh,,, how to choose... bullet proof monk, brotherhood of the wolf, lion king, balto, and disneys robin hood :D Tv show... kim possible flash... ohh I dont have the name, but its korean,,, a lovesick rabbit chasing a cat... got that sucker on my Harddrive :D Game... the bloody roar series, ...

Good luck becoming comfortable around morons like these guys :P

Welcome to the show!

I've got a 6 foot yamaha grand which cleaned out my bank account to buy :P

I wouldn't complain seeing a bimbo forum... those people can be fun :P

I do my best ;)

I just played the two piano version of The Rite of Spring with a good friend of mine a couple months ago. That was tons of fun 8)

Well dear God! You're more than welcome to come and perform an actual concert sometime, a full recital is, as I'm sure you know, at least 90 minutes, but more often than not a good 2 hours. I'm preparing to give one next month actually. 2 Bach Preludes and Fugues in D major and minor, Book I of the ...

I'm a pianist. As for the whole thing about I'm better than you etc., I see no reason to pretend to think that I'm the best pianist on Earth. Though I will go as far to say that I'm good enough that I was accepted to study with (and still am) a world famous and Grammy nominated concert pianist. So i...