Stewie: [Throws a toddler into a pit with spikes] Stew walks warily down the street, his brim pulled way down low!

Stewie: Ahh, yes, at breakfast...Well, it wasn't really about the folks, I mean...well, I quite like them. It's just there has been alot of tension between Louis and me, it's not that I want to 'kill' her, it's just I don't...[pause] want her to be alive any longer. I wonder, are all women this diff...

[Window closes]

Quagmire: Oche! [Pciks up phone] Hello...911? Yeah, its me....Yeah...Its in a window this time....

Peter: Son? I HAVE NO SON!! Except for Stewie.

Brian: Did you bring enough boobs for the rest of the class?

Louis: What!?

Brian: Lighten up toots, Its a party! Hahahaha! [falls down]

Oh, THAT episode! The Family Guy version of Treehouse of Horror

Female Newreporter: Well at least the windmills will keep him cool..

Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

Wait, are you watching Futurama or Family Guy?

One mans lust for revenge? Or him speaking out against society?

What are you talking about I wanted the bitch's money.

Hmm...hmmm...yes...hmmm.hhmm..hmmmm.mmmhh.hmmmm

What the hell is this?

Hmm....

I never said I was from Australia. And I'm not watching T.V

Bender: I'm crazy and sober and I don't know WHAT I might do!

Nuit, Its a losing battle, she's crazy and apathetic.

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Where's Wally?

Remember you are unique, just like everybody else.

Man, that is hard to do. How do you know if your doing it right, anyway?

Yes, we have alot of them.

I forgot all my stupid japanese classes at school... Is neko 'cat'?

And your a FREAK!!11!

I find it amusing that this thread has double the amount of views that the 'Are you afraid of death?' thread has. Oh, well, 80% of this IS male.

No, I've seen it on a shirt once. Let's see...

My calculator says: 57005.

Thats 'Dead' in hex.

EDIT: Oh, yeah, plus yourself thats 57006

Since I couldn't understand it, that leaves me free to interpret it however I want. I believe that he was talking about how you webbed feet and shocking hairdo destroyed the universe by fucking up the 'Gears' of the gods and the webbed inbred sasagues that line the clouds of truth in the 29th dimems...

I'm sure that was thought-provoking and meaningful, but I could fucking understand it cause you have 1 paragraph in the whole thing.

Damn, page 8

Name one... oh yeah.

How many people can read hex if you and dead people can read hex?

Not today. Any day but this fucking day. Have I told you all that I hate--- {Bang}

*Screams and pulls out hair, teeth, and eyes* LOOK I WILL MAKE IT VERY SIMPLE [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_adams[/url] [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hitchhiker%27s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy[/url] [url]http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Douglas_Adams[/url] UNDERSTAND!!??!??!?!?!???!! [plus a...

Charon, you don't understand. NO ONE make jokes in base 13.

I don't get those jokes in base 13.

She hasen't read any hitchhikers guide. She doesn't know who Zaphod is.

BTW, how many roads must a man walk down?

The same.

Well, do you think you are?

Never again. I'm not touching that thread with a 20-foot pole.

charon2187 wrote:Not as weird as my first! Apparently, I'm not even human.

You arn't, your just a random mass of scales and something that looks like a dog with another dogs vomit and shit on it.

-- That comeback took me 20 minutes to tink of

Thats an 18, not 1. As far as I know, I wasn't drinking at 12 months. (But I don't know... There are many gaps in my memory.)

I was just kidding. I know what a Nanny is, and I live in Australia. (Drinking age 18)

Ahh, like a baby protecter. Thats what we call them in canada.

I didn't know that rich people had so many medical problems that they need a full tme nurse.

Oh, fuck

I mean a Nanny?

What the hell is a British?

BTW, any possiblity of stickying this topic? People are going to be post here for a long time.

Artistically insane is a get out of jail free card for trashing a hotel room trying to find your canvas.

Its from family guy. Stewie will back me up on that one.

Peter: Joe, your the boss because most of my new nieghbours are half the man you are. And since your half a man already, that make them some sort of twisted fraction I can't even begin to imagine.

And that make me some sort of twisted fraction I can't even imagine.

And you of course

I think thats already happened

goodnight

No, its from the mouth of Foamy

I like da bouncey.