Non-sequitur

by **Mallic** » December 3rd, 2005, 5:32 am

*Tune of Simon and Garfunkel plays in the background*

Mallic (Waiting in line is for wimps... I wanna be executed first)

by **Mallic** » December 4th, 2005, 7:04 am

Who the hell watches the 'National jump-rope chamionships'? Will the televison stop spewing out this cr.....oh bouncy...

Mallic (I'd rather be a traffic light than a tree)

by **Jack** » December 4th, 2005, 3:00 pm

Turn on. Tune in. Drop out.

Can anyone tell me who spoke those words?

by **missypuss** » December 4th, 2005, 4:03 pm

Your brother is leaving his wife.

by **Mallic** » December 4th, 2005, 6:34 pm

Does this mean I should get together with my brother?

Mallic (Before hitting 'Submit', think about what you have typed. Go kill yourself for it)

by **Mallic** » January 22nd, 2006, 4:11 pm

*cough*

by **futile_mind** » January 22nd, 2006, 5:13 pm

*hack* *hack*
Looks at projectiles from mouth... sees blood....

"Snap! I have the black plauge! Oh well... I grew tired of living anyway"
*spontaneously combusts*

by **Mallic** » January 22nd, 2006, 8:22 pm

Brian...Theres a message in my Alphabets....It says 'OOOoooooooo..."

by **tecywiz121** » January 22nd, 2006, 8:26 pm

When did they they change the meaning of for to from?

They had a meeting last night.

Why wasn't I informed?

They send you a note but since it said for Peter, you must have... Its just easier to say your dumb.

by **Mallic** » January 23rd, 2006, 6:43 pm

[quote="Stewie"][quote="Mallic"]Brian...Theres a message in my Alphabets....It says 'OOOoooooooo..."[/quote] ....Peter, those are cheerios[/quote]
Fitting that you backed me up on that one...

by **futile_mind** » February 1st, 2006, 9:48 pm

If the glove does not fit, you must aquit... unless it's obvious that he is making his hand bigger!

by **Mallic** » February 1st, 2006, 11:20 pm

My lawyer never told me that...

by **Primus** » February 2nd, 2006, 12:09 am

my lawyer just told me to remember these to phrases
"I cannot recall"
and
"I was afraid for my life"

by **futile_mind** » February 2nd, 2006, 4:03 pm

When they ammend the constitution to allow Arnold Swertzenager to become president we should send the movies with him to all of our enemies and label them "based on a true story".

by **Mallic** » February 2nd, 2006, 10:45 pm

'I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be ground into a patty.'

'Ah yes, the 66th amendment!'

by **whatthe75** » February 3rd, 2006, 6:32 pm

As long as none of these none existing posts dont affect my pink miniature giraffe called gerald ( even though he thinks he is a squirrel working in an IT office which i dont have the heart to tell him otherwise.)Then the results will be 37-23 to the blue team.

P.S Wibble wibble kerplunk wheres my thriblet

by **Mallic** » February 4th, 2006, 12:23 am

There is a differance between non-sequitur and insanity

by **futile_mind** » February 4th, 2006, 11:54 pm

Who is the president of insanity? Who is the governor of brain damage? Who makes everyone insane... I'll tell you who...
Richie Brendan Meverick!!!

by **futile_mind** » February 6th, 2006, 10:58 pm

While I look upon the post I made two days ago...
And wait for my mingd to go status quo...
I wonder about what I said....
And before I go to bed...
I'll ask a question that is as hard as a brick...
Who is Richie Brendan Meverick???

:lol: :lol:

by **Mallic** » February 8th, 2006, 5:56 am

[quote="whatthe75"]Wibble wibble kerplunk wheres my thriblet[/quote]

I believe the quote is, as spoken by Kryten

"His name was Gilbet, but he prefered to be called 'Ramaseyes Niblick the 3rd, kurplunk, kurplunck, whoops, where's me thribble? A sad case..."

by **futile_mind** » February 12th, 2006, 2:04 am

eight days ago you called him crazy
four days ago you called him brilient. (I know it's mispelled)
Today I call you John F. Kerry!!

by **Mallic** » February 12th, 2006, 4:28 am

LOL -_- n00b

by **whatthe75** » February 12th, 2006, 9:46 pm

Mr rimmer sir ,you are a Smmmeeeeeeeeggggg Heeeaaaaaaddddddd!

by **Mallic** » February 12th, 2006, 10:47 pm

It's a banana

by **goldragon_70** » February 13th, 2006, 9:55 am

[quote="whatthe75"]Mr rimmer sir ,you are a Smmmeeeeeeeeggggg Heeeaaaaaaddddddd![/quote]

Love watching Red Dwarf, when I can.

by **Mallic** » February 13th, 2006, 2:23 pm

[quote="goldragon_7/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i"][quote="whatthe75"]Mr rimmer sir ,you are a Smmmeeeeeeeeggggg Heeeaaaaaaddddddd![/quote]

Love watching Red Dwarf, when I can.[/quote]

Hey!, What about my banana quip?

by **Mallic** » February 13th, 2006, 11:13 pm

The 13th page! There is evil lurking...

by **Mallic** » February 14th, 2006, 10:31 pm

La-la-la-la-la Lola!

by **whatthe75** » February 14th, 2006, 10:53 pm

Its a female aardvark.

Its an off duty bulgarian traffic warden.

by **Mallic** » February 14th, 2006, 11:52 pm

He kept waving a banana in-front of me and called it a female aadvark

by **jayjedi** » February 15th, 2006, 6:48 pm

Bleah! :twisted: hee hee hee!

by **Mallic** » February 15th, 2006, 11:07 pm

What part of the female aardvark you thinking of eating? Ohh, you mean sex...

by **missypuss** » February 16th, 2006, 12:57 am

Here comes the evil lurker... :twisted:

by **Mallic** » February 16th, 2006, 1:34 am

nice timing

by **missypuss** » February 16th, 2006, 1:49 pm

Well Mallic they do say timing is everything, and I like to come at the most convenient time for everyone. :wink:

by **Mallic** » February 16th, 2006, 2:50 pm

Anyone thing this thread iss getting old?

by **Mallic** » February 16th, 2006, 8:58 pm

I do indeed

by **Ceot** » February 20th, 2006, 5:43 pm

Mommy make the voices stop.
Their starting to make alot of sense.

by **PhyllisKRue** » February 20th, 2006, 5:45 pm

Sweetie,

The voice aren't really real, despite the fact they have so many good ideas.

PK

by **futile_mind** » February 20th, 2006, 10:37 pm

Went to FL over the week... Went to Kennedy Space Center... Saw a mental patient saying "TIME!! 9 O'CLOCK!!! TIME..." You know what... that wasn't even the time ata the time... I was driving home and when I got to my state and I looked at the clock guess what time it was... 9:00!!

by **Mallic** » February 27th, 2006, 9:53 pm

Now I know why dogs lick their testicals.

by **charon2187** » March 13th, 2006, 6:55 pm

So THIS is what the bigwigs do at WMM when they're bored. :wink:

by **Mallic** » March 13th, 2006, 8:06 pm

LoL, yeap, this is all they have to look forward to in their day.

by **charon2187** » March 14th, 2006, 1:15 am

AND GOD SAID: LET THERE BE SPICY NACHO FLAVORED DORITOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and little charon was very happy.

by **goldragon_70** » March 14th, 2006, 10:16 am

Could I just get an order of Spicy Nacho Chips, Please?

by **Jack** » March 14th, 2006, 4:46 pm

Fuck! I'd settle for regular nachos!

by **Mallic** » March 14th, 2006, 5:36 pm

Fuck! I'd settle for cheese!

by **Jack** » March 14th, 2006, 6:37 pm

Fuck! ...

by **charon2187** » March 14th, 2006, 6:48 pm

by **Mallic** » March 14th, 2006, 7:01 pm

Non-sequitur

ahhh

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