Twisted Wishes

[tecywiz121]

granted, but you have 3 breasts

I wish I could fly

[Flow123]

Granted, here's an airline ticket.

I wish I had more Dr. Pepper.

[lorcain]

Granted, but it is all completely flat :twisted:

I wish my house hadn't been bulldozed to make a bookstore.

[Flow123]

Granted, it was bulldozed to build a new freeway.

I wish I hadn't done that.

[CycoMelody]

Granted, Now your doomed to repeat it over and over like that movie Ground hog day.

I wish my head would stop hurting.

[Flow123]

Granted. Your head is now soft like a sponge. You can no longer hurt people with it.

I wish that one of these wishes wasn't twisted.

[CycoMelody]

Granted they all are twisted.


I wish My mic didn't die.

[Flow123]

Granted, It's ALIVE!!!!!

:twisted:

I wish that the painting "The Scream" wasn't stolen.

[Cade]

granted, it turns up in your closet.

I wish this wish couldn't get corrupted and twisted D:

[Flow123]

Granted, it only gets twisted.

I wish I had a watergun.

[Cade]

granted but its filled with constantly warm cum~


i wish i were more girly

[tecywiz121]

Granted, you are a girl, but you wish you were more manly

I wish that someone would call me up and tize me

[Flow123]

Granted, but they screw up and make you resistant to hypnosis.

Dang.

I wish I had a harem.

[jayjedi]

Granted, but the harem is full of ugly fat girls.

I wish that I had alchemy powers like Ed Elric from Full Metal Alchemist

[Flow123]

Granted, but since you didn't learn and experiment with your brother, your entire body was consumed in your first attempt at human alchemy.

I wish that I could climb stuff like the Prince of Persia.

[tecywiz121]

Granted but due to a freak time accident, you get your head eaten by a dinosaur.

I wish I could have a willing subject, a room in a basement and enough money/time to train her/him to be my slave

[Flow123]

Granted, you have a basement, some money, no job, and a puppy.

I wish I could take these hornyschoolgirl heels off and still be triggered.

[Cade]

granted, but you loose your mind to it and just masturbate constantly


I wish i had more panties (so fun wearing em~)

[Flow123]

Granted, but they are all granny panties.

I wish the air conditioner here wasn't set so cold.

[lorcain]

Granted, it's not set to cold anymore, but it's also stopped working completely.

I wish it'd stop raining.

[Flow123]

Granted. No more rain… ever. Good job destroying our ecosystem entirely.

I wish I was the man for all seasons.

[CycoMelody]

Granted, You are now a She-male so you can really be a guy for ALL seasons ;)

I wish I could sleep.

[arcticwolf567]

granted but you wont wake up for 100 years, and have permanent bad breath.

i wish i had all the carbon leaf albums.

[tecywiz121]

granted, but they are in an unopenable steel box

I wish I didn't need to sleep

[Flow123]

granted. you are a tree.

I wish my girlfriend liked hypnosis.

[hypnostudent]

granted, she now hypnotises you to forget all your triggers, and controls you constantly and makes you her house-bitch,

I wish I had a subject in the North of England to trigger around town for a bit of offline play.

[CycoMelody]

Granted, They weigh 600lbs and have more facial hair then hairy from hairy and the hendersons.


I wish I had a pony.

[tecywiz121]

Granted, you are the only self-owned pony in the world

I wish I was shorter

[poetzero]

Granted. You are 1 inch tall and nobody notices you.

I wish I was back in my 20's again.

[tecywiz121]

granted, you are back in the 1920's, have fun ;)

I wish to be back to my normal height!

[loadedkaos]

Granted you shoot up to your normal height while driving your car causing you to push your foot on the gas as your legs extend and crash in a median.

I wish I owned a house.

[tecywiz121]

Granted, you steal a child's doll house in the park

I wish the stupid garbage truck would come later in the morning....

[PS360]

Granted, But You keep forgetting to put the garbage out.

I wish For Money

[tecywiz121]

Granted, but its from a mob loan shark

I wish that the streetlight outside my window would burn out

[gdawg28092]

Granted but it's replaced with the spot light from a commercial jet and it is aimed in your bedroom window.



I wish the Penis growth file would work on me!

[hypnostudent]

Granted. It does work on you. Or at least it will when you start listening to it. You've been listening to SuperFemaleWhammy by mistake.

I wish I could think of something good to wish for.

[PS360]

Granted Then You die.


I wish For Nothing Bad to happen to me.

[gdawg28092]

Granted, Nothing bad happens, because your locked in the closet, afraid to go outside.

I wish the Superfemale Whammy file didn't work on me.

[hypnostudent]

Granted, you listen to email slave, and post a message asking for help in overcoming your resistance to SuperFemaleWhammy

I wish I could do proper stuff in the evening, instead of triggering email slaves.

[gdawg28092]

Granted, Instead you make the bed, wash the clothes and dishes, then clean the rest of the house. Then you realize I was the one with the email triggers, Your such a good little sissy maid.

I wish I had a hypnodom for a wife.

[Aestrius]

[quote="gdawg28/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i92"]Granted, Instead you make the bed, wash the clothes and dishes, then clean the rest of the house. Then you realize I was the one with the email triggers, Your such a good little sissy maid.

I wish I had a hypnodom for a wife.[/quote]
Granted, but she hypnotises you into getting a divorce.

I wish the world would accept me for who I was instead of judging me contantly behind my back.

[gdawg28092]

Granted, you turn around and find out they were right.


I wish my divorce would come through.

[tecywiz121]

Granted, the paperwork comes through your front window attached to a rock

I wish that chocolate wasn't so addictive

[Aestrius]

Granted, but you weigh 500 lbs from when it used to be addictive

I wish I had a large rubber crab.

[Cade]

Granted, but it's live and it kills you D: so sad :(


I wish that i could experience having my body as Female instead of male for however long i wanted.

[cisvestite]

[quote="Cade":a/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i62dc74]Granted, but it's live and it kills you D: so sad :(


I wish that i could experience having my body as Female instead of male for however long i wanted.[/quote:a/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i62dc74]

Granted, but you can only experience having the body of a female bedbug (and mating for them is [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traumatic_insemination:a/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i62dc74]no fun[/url:a/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i62dc74]). If you return to the male sex, you get to be a black widow spider.

I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

[hypnostudent]

Granted, hypnoStudent sends you one of his files and gives you a self-trigger and you enjoy the body, but he also makes you forget the revert trigger occassionally. Oh, and he also gives you a suggestion tol be bound to your bed occassionally as a free bonus.

I wish I had a million and one pounds.

[hypnostudent]

Granted, the fis is actually a great white shark, and it's hungry. Oops, not any more after eating you.

Wish I had refreshed my browser window before replying, or posted the reply befre civestite.

I still wish I had a million and one pounds.

[Aestrius]

[quote="hypnostudent"]Granted, the fis is actually a great white shark, and it's hungry. Oops, not any more after eating you.

Wish I had refreshed my browser window before replying, or posted the reply befre civestite.

I still wish I had a million and one pounds.[/quote]

(I presume your refering to money)
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(if your refering to weight) granted, your wife now weighs 2,/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i,/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i2, after getting divorced, you get half of it.

I wish that I had a large oyster to sleep in instead of my bed.

[hypnostudent]

Granted, but it's the blue oyster bar from the hilarious Police Academy films.

I wish I had a better sense of humour.