Twisted Wishes

by **curiousguy92** » September 7th, 2010, 10:08 am

Granted, you now get a blowjob every morning and sex every night. Too bad it's with your mom.

I wish I had a bodybuilder for a boyfriend.

by **mutatedbunnyboy** » September 7th, 2010, 11:57 am

[quote="curiousguy92":83/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i8e82c]
I wish I had a bodybuilder for a boyfriend.[/quote:83/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i8e82c]

Granted, but he has a penis so small its literally unseen in the surrounding crushing muscle, plus he's a bodybuilder so hes a Dom/Top

i wish for the Zombie apocalypse

by **curiousguy92** » September 10th, 2010, 4:48 pm

Granted. mutatedbunnyboy will live in Zombieland forever, and you have the cure for zombie-ness. But just because mutatedbunnyboy has to live in Zombieland, that doesn't mean he can't kill some zombies. mutatedbunnyboy cuts off your head, thus killing you for good. He then takes the zombie cure from your corpse and cures a small group of people so they can have sex and perpetuate the human race.

I wish my bodybuilder boyfriend, as mentioned above, had a 10" penis without changing anything else about him.

by **mutatedbunnyboy** » September 22nd, 2010, 6:26 am

[quote="curiousguy92":1fa/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/ica71]

I wish my bodybuilder boyfriend, as mentioned above, had a 1/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i" penis without changing anything else about him.[/quote:1fa/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/ica71]

Granted (and now i feel bad because you gave me a nice outcome x3 ) but as your boyfriends cock grows, your asshole becomes smaller/tighter, soon it becomes impossible to fit anything larger then a pencil up there, soon its even tighter and nothing can get in or out..... you have about 4-5 days before your body dies from the backlog of waste.

I wish all spam sent in emails was genuine, it did/you are given/there is exactly what it says with no risk of viruses or scams.

( Also for shortness sake just call me bunnyboy or MBB or Kray .... old username is old)

by **curiousguy92** » September 23rd, 2010, 10:27 pm

Granted. You receive a spam email about a mail-order bride from the middle east, and you have wedded bliss for about 24 hours before her terrorist family members come and assassinate you for being a spy. (Just because you killed me with poop)

I wish I was telekinetic.

by **C87** » September 23rd, 2010, 11:20 pm

[quote="curiousguy92"]Granted. You receive a spam email about a mail-order bride from the middle east, and you have wedded bliss for about 24 hours before her terrorist family members come and assassinate you for being a spy. (Just because you killed me with poop)

I wish I was telekinetic.[/quote]

Granted but everybody else in the world has this power aswell, soon massive armies of telekenetic warriors take over the world and snip out the bit of brain thats used for telekenesis from you and everybody else that they take prisoner to be used as sex slaves.

I wish to get CurseTrigCatGirl to work faster.

by **greatdane** » September 25th, 2010, 2:17 pm

granted... not only does it work faster, but its effects are over in a jiffy! :)

i wish i could live as lazy and relaxed as my dog with everything i need taken care of... lucky dogs!

by **greatdane** » September 25th, 2010, 2:19 pm

granted... not only does it work faster, but its effects are over in a jiffy! :)

i wish i could live as lazy and relaxed as my dog with everything i need taken care of... lucky dogs!

by **sarnoga** » September 25th, 2010, 3:50 pm

[quote="greatdane"]granted... not only does it work faster, but its effects are over in a jiffy! :)

i wish i could live as lazy and relaxed as my dog with everything i need taken care of... lucky dogs![/quote]

Granted. You are a lazy relaxed dog for the rest of your life.

Unfortunately you were out for a walk with your owner, you laid there peacefully and patiently on the grass when he stopped to have a conversation with someone, you fell peacefully into a snooze. He finished the conversation and walked on, never noticing you were still snoozing on the grass and hadn't noticed him leaving.

An animal control cop happens by and takes you to the pound where they follow routine and immediately neuter you. You lay there in your little cage without your balls, relaxed and lazy waiting for your owner to come claim you. Of course, everything you need is now taken care of. Unfortunately your owner left that afternoon on a month long vacation to another continent. The pound only keeps stray dogs for two weeks before they destroy them. Lucky for you, you are unaware of your impending execution. Your lack of balls makes you even more lazy and relaxed. You enjoy the rest of your life as a lazy relaxed dog but that only lasts for two weeks before you are given a lethal injection and your lifeless balless body is tossed unceremonially into the furnace.

*** I wish I had never been born. ***

Sarnoga

by **sleepyjosh** » September 25th, 2010, 4:29 pm

[quote="sarnoga"]
*** I wish I had never been born. ***
Sarnoga[/quote]

Granted... instead of being a human, having been born by a woman, you were a chicken hatched from an egg. And tonight, you will be on my dinner plate.

I wish chastity files were 1/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i% effective on me.

by **curiousguy92** » September 28th, 2010, 1:19 pm

Granted. This happens to you, but after 24 hours your milk dries up and you're just a shemale freak. Also, WMM is flooded with file ideas identical to your experience. They are all so similar to each other, though, that no one can choose which one is best, and none of them get made into a file. Soon everyone forgets about it all together.

I wish bread didn't make people fat.

by **mutatedbunnyboy** » September 29th, 2010, 3:29 am

[quote]

I wish you did not make that wish.[/quote]

Granted that wish was not made, so that means yours wasnt and neither is mine in a moment, you have now created an infinite paradox, and no futher wishes can be made.

I wish i could make people orgasm through a simple thought

by **curiousguy92** » September 29th, 2010, 12:12 pm

Granted, but it's a very simple thought. Every time you think the word 'the,' everyone within a ten-foot radius of you has an intense, mindblowing orgasm. However, you can't make yourself orgasm by thinking 'the,' so you have to do it the old-fashioned way. Unfortunately, since everyone is having spontaneous orgasms when you're around them, no one will have sex with you and you have to masturbate.

I wish people had to do what I told them.

by **curiousguy92** » October 2nd, 2010, 10:01 am

Granted. Everyone who sees you thinks you are their child, which causes a lot of fighting over whose you are. A nasty custody battle ensues and you spend Christmas alone in an orphanage and no one gives you any presents because they are all too busy fighting.

I wish there was life on other planets.

by **sleepyjosh** » October 2nd, 2010, 2:44 pm

[quote="curiousguy92"]I wish there was life on other planets.[/quote]

Granted, there is life on many other planets, all over the universe. The trouble is, the planets with life are thousands of light-years apart from each other, and, unlike in scifi movies, the laws of physics dictate that nothing in the real universe can travel faster than light. So, the life forms on these distant planets will never communicate, never meet each other, never even know for sure that other life exists. Which, pretty much leaves things the same as they are now.

I wish I had the power to regenerate, and instantly heal injuries, without any trace they had happened.

by **darkenedav** » October 3rd, 2010, 2:08 am

[quote="sleepyjosh"]I wish I had the power to regenerate, and instantly heal injuries, without any trace they had happened.[/quote]

However you still feel pain and work as a live human organ donor 24/7.

I wish I had the ability to slide into other parallel universes.

by **sleepyjosh** » October 3rd, 2010, 7:31 pm

I wish adby would start remembering to post his wish after responding to the last one :P

by **C87** » October 4th, 2010, 12:50 am

[quote="adby"][quote="sleepyjosh"]I wish adby would start remembering to post his wish after responding to the last one :P[/quote]

Reply
Granted
Adby started to post her wish, I wish i could be the first person who could impregnate myself. :D :D[/quote]

Granted but all of your kids become mentally disfunctional inbred children and turn out as low life rednecks when they are grown up.

I wish for a pregnant catgirl file that gives me strong results.

by **curiousguy92** » October 7th, 2010, 5:56 pm

Granted. You are now a pregnant catgirl, almost to term. Too bad you were impregnated by the 'tentacle rape' file and you're going to give birth to a squid.

I wish my sweat smelled like really good cologne.

by **soundexcess** » October 12th, 2010, 1:06 am

Granted the issues is though some people truly want permanent effects and due to the wear off time that is impossible, also due to all the esp floating around a lot of useless fights break out due to miss construed thoughts if people do not go crazy just from the noise of all the thoughts of others.

I wish the former wish was untwistable.

by **mutatedbunnyboy** » October 13th, 2010, 4:10 am

[quote="soundexcess"]Granted the issues is though some people truly want permanent effects and due to the wear off time that is impossible, also due to all the esp floating around a lot of useless fights break out due to miss construed thoughts if people do not go crazy just from the noise of all the thoughts of others.

I wish the former wish was untwistable.[/quote]

Granted, the former wish is untwistable..... you have ruined the game completely, not only that the entire site now hates you for doing such a thing, you are shunned and alienated and no longer welcomed here, infact you are not even allowed to reregister after you are banned, so you can not use the files even if you wanted to 8D

I wish i could control the flow of natural chemicals in my body (serotonin, endorphins, adrenalin etc.. )

by **curiousguy92** » October 20th, 2010, 12:50 pm

Granted. You are now a woman, aged 79, so you're well past menopause. No periods or birthing pain, but you do have arthritis and osteoporosis.

I wish mermaids/mermen/merfolk existed.

by **curiousguy92** » October 20th, 2010, 10:49 pm

Granted. You are now a genie, and you have the power to grant any wish. But as a genie, you are trapped in a magic lamp and no one wants to let you out. You remain in your cramped little lamp for the next 12,000 years.

I wish Curse Penis Growth really worked for every man who listens to it.

by **mutatedbunnyboy** » October 21st, 2010, 3:44 am

[quote="curiousguy92":228/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/ib59b]
I wish Curse Penis Growth really worked for every man who listens to it.[/quote:228/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/ib59b]

Granted, and soon every man bar the sissies is soon after a larger penis, eventually every straight man in the world has an over sized penis, and we are no longer able to breed as a species because of the poor gentital to body size ratio, your wish slowly kills off the human race.

I wish that cars ran off hydrogen cells and all that was needed for fuel was a bottle of water

by **C87** » October 24th, 2010, 5:45 pm

[quote="gitarguy/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i9"]adby, you wish is already so twisted

I wish i wasn't a robot but still a buetiful young girl and i will take the birthing pains and periods, butt i had the biggest ass and boobs in the world, and they were still sexy[/quote]

Granted but you are unable to move becuase of their weight.

I wish to be a catgirl with immortality.

by **C87** » October 30th, 2010, 8:05 pm

I wish gitarguy never found this topic.

by **curiousguy92** » November 1st, 2010, 10:37 am

Granted, men will cum in your direction, but they will always stay at least ten feet away. The best you'll get is to lick their jizz off the floor.

I wish life was like a porno--everyone fucking all over the place and not having to worry about STD's since they don't exist in porn, and all the guys' cocks at least 9 inches long.

by **mutatedbunnyboy** » November 12th, 2010, 5:26 am

I wish adby would learn to shorten hir posts, so that we didnt have go through the same repeated posts.

by **CycoMelody** » November 12th, 2010, 2:01 pm

Granted. The Universe implodes because in an attempt to grant that wish, it divided by Zero. Now all that is left is you and Bubba to restart humanity. He definitely wants to be the male.

I wish I wasn't so demented.

by **gwyn** » November 12th, 2010, 5:18 pm

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I wish I wasn't so demented.[/quote:6168/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i2c]

Granted, but now everyone else is more demented than you and finds you boring, so they kill you.

i wish i had a four-course dinner every night

by **Jacoburline** » November 12th, 2010, 9:34 pm

[quote="gwyn"]
i wish i had a four-course dinner every night[/quote]

Granted, but you will lose 1/4th of your remaining nights.

I wish I had a futuristic, interstellar spacecraft.

by **uw_onsterfelijk** » November 12th, 2010, 10:10 pm

[quote="Jacoburline"]

I wish I had a futuristic, interstellar spacecraft.[/quote]

Granted, but you were caught exploring it, since you couldn't
operate the alien tech, by the Gov't and are now being held at
Area 51 for "questioning"... indefinitely!

I wish I had telepathic powers.

by **C87** » November 13th, 2010, 11:58 pm

[quote="uw_onsterfelijk"][quote="Jacoburline"]

I wish I had a futuristic, interstellar spacecraft.[/quote]

Granted, but you were caught exploring it, since you couldn't
operate the alien tech, by the Gov't and are now being held at
Area 51 for "questioning"... indefinitely!

I wish I had telepathic powers.[/quote]

You're wish has been granted but you don't know how to use it and you have a mild case of alzheimer's, good luck learning your new power!

I wish that bubba made more appearances in this topic.

by **CycoMelody** » November 15th, 2010, 3:01 pm

Granted, Bubba appears behind you and gives you a great big 'BEAR' hug. He then tears your pants off and begins fucking you up your ass till you are sore from it and then finally decides to cuddle with you. Enjoy your Bubba Filled Life!

I wish this damned headache would go away.

by **curiousguy92** » November 15th, 2010, 3:29 pm

Granted, but it took your head with it. Good luck getting recapitated.

I wish I had the power to warp reality.

by **gwyn** » November 15th, 2010, 6:25 pm

granted, but everything you do is irreversible.

I wish I got straight As.

by **MRhello** » November 16th, 2010, 6:10 am

Granted, you have a-cup implants. However, they rupture and the silicone gel poisones you, and you die.

I wish I could transform at will.

by **gwyn** » November 19th, 2010, 8:27 pm

No wish, Adby?

by **uw_onsterfelijk** » November 19th, 2010, 11:33 pm

[quote="gwyn"]No wish, Adby?[/quote]

Granted, Adby never gets another wish for the rest of his life ;)

I wish that anyone who reads THIS posts loses the ability to type!!!

by **curiousguy92** » November 22nd, 2010, 6:05 pm

Gnaterd. Veery serpon hwo rades sith ospt slose het alibyit to ypte, but only for about ten seconds.

I wish I was really muscular.

by **Jacoburline** » November 22nd, 2010, 10:37 pm

Granted, but the muscles do not function correctly.

I wish I could create living organisms at will.

by **sarnoga** » November 22nd, 2010, 11:46 pm

Granted. In a fit of dementia you create a horrible virus that turns everyone into brain dead lepers with rotting flesh. You catch the virus too and no longer have enough will to create any more living organisms.

I wish everything in the world was always pleasing to me and nothing ever happened that I did not like.

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