Wish Corruption Game

by **boomsmee** » August 16th, 2012, 2:47 pm

Granted, But someone in one of the other universes immediately wished the portal would connect to dimensions where everything smells like poop instead.

I wish for a pogo stick.

by **outkast1728** » August 16th, 2012, 2:53 pm

Granted your penis is now shaped like a spring

I wish I had every Marvel character's superpower

by **curiousguy92** » August 16th, 2012, 7:27 pm

Granted, but you can't control which one you have at any given time. Mostly your body decides to stick with Maggott's power:

Your digestive system is two giant slugs that can eat through things. Like your esophagus.

I wish my apartment was clean.

by **Tangy** » August 16th, 2012, 10:17 pm

curiousguy92 wrote:Granted, but you can't control which one you have at any given time. Mostly your body decides to stick with Maggott's power:

Your digestive system is two giant slugs that can eat through things. Like your esophagus.

I wish my apartment was clean.

Granted
Name: Curse Feminize My Room Price: $20 Buy Now
Description: This file curses you with a need to transform your room into the most feminine, girly space it can possibly be. You may start small, buy eventually all the manly aspects will be gone and you will be happy and comfortable in your new girly space. Only EMG can remove this curse.
Author: EMG ? Added On: 2009-02-15 Downloaded: 148 Length: 24:58
Audience: Any Effect: Curse Voice Gender: Male Voice Type: Human
Average Rating: 5.0000 Total Votes: 2 Comments: 0
Permanent Link: Curse Feminize My Room Report: Rep

I wish and Hope everyone will take my lead and start granting wishes with course files that relates to the person wish.

by **NOSTR0M0** » August 23rd, 2012, 8:34 am

I wish my wife would cuckold me and turn me into a totally gay cocksucking slut

by **boomsmee** » August 24th, 2012, 9:38 pm

Tangy: Granted. You can start with a books on tape course on elementary school grammar. Feel free to curse the exam you have next week.

NOSTR0M0:Granted. Your wife is now a mad scientist, and she makes a clone of you, but it isn't a perfect copy and he is a very happy person that has a fetish for sucking on roosters. While legally married to both copies of you, she refuses to have sex with the rooster sucker. Also Mrs. Bubba has sex with you as punishment for not granting the previous wish.

I wish every politician the planet would suddenly turn into cows.

by **steelchastityboi** » September 29th, 2012, 9:43 am

boomsmee wrote:Tangy: Granted. You can start with a books on tape course on elementary school grammar. Feel free to curse the exam you have next week.

NOSTR0M0:Granted. Your wife is now a mad scientist, and she makes a clone of you, but it isn't a perfect copy and he is a very happy person that has a fetish for sucking on roosters. While legally married to both copies of you, she refuses to have sex with the rooster sucker. Also Mrs. Bubba has sex with you as punishment for not granting the previous wish.

I wish every politician the planet would suddenly turn into cows.

Granted. Every politician in the world in turned into a cow like creature with four penises and giant bull testicles. Boomsee you become elected and the official cum collector and is fucked by each poltician cow daily to prevent blue balls.

I wish i could go back in time and live in a different era

by **masterdo77** » September 29th, 2012, 1:41 pm

I wish i could go back in time and live in a different era

Granted: You go back in time more than 200 Million Years and a hungry dinosaur eats you for lunch.

Wish i can have sex with every Person i like to.

by **outkast1728** » September 29th, 2012, 1:48 pm

Granted, but the only kid of people you like to have sex with have the worst, incurable communicable diseases.

I wish I could hypnotize everyone on the planet into being big dumb jocks like me.

by **KIY** » September 30th, 2012, 12:01 am

Granted. Now everyone on the planet is EXACTLY like you, and a horrible, brutal war breaks out as everyone disagrees on who is the original. In the end a nuclear war breaks out, killing off a good chunk of the planet's population. The lack of any members of the opposite sex eventually ends humanity, and cats evolve into the new top species.

I wish to be a happy, healthy Maine Coon cat owned by one of those crazy cat women, preferably in Hawaii.

by **curiousguy92** » October 6th, 2012, 2:31 pm

Granted, but her neighbor hates cats and runs over you with his car.

I wish everyone on Earth was extremely physically fit.

by **Scottythegimp** » October 6th, 2012, 7:45 pm

Granted, our new cat overlords keep their slaves in top condition to pull their carts, carry sedan chairs and generate power due to us using all the fossil fuels during the "dumb jock wars", anyone not in peak physical condition is quickly used as a "plaything" and dismembered by the cats...

I wish I could breed a genetically engineered slave race with blue skin.

by **outkast1728** » October 6th, 2012, 10:02 pm

granted but you destroy them when they start hoarding a precious mineral.

I wish I could sing

by **curiousguy92** » October 9th, 2012, 4:25 pm

Granted, you've been given a spot on a new reality show opera competition. Too bad you can only sing when you're naked.

I wish I could do my homework really fast and understand all the material.

by **Tangy** » October 11th, 2012, 12:00 pm

curiousguy92 wrote:Granted, you've been given a spot on a new reality show opera competition. Too bad you can only sing when you're naked.

I wish I could do my homework really fast and understand all the material.

Granted
you can do your work really fast and understand all the material all at once that it gets all Jumbled up in you head so fast you can not analyze what you learned so you are right back where you started from, and on top of it all you now speak so fast no one understand you.

Your mind can Preform miracles.

I wish that everyone who wants to be a girl will turn into 1 with no Memory of who they use to be.

by **curiousguy92** » October 11th, 2012, 3:33 pm

Granted, but nobody wants to be a girl, so your wish does nothing.

I wish I looked good naked.

by **psiboi1977** » October 23rd, 2012, 10:54 pm

Granted
Your eyesight improves to near perfect vision, but only when you're clotheless.

I wish I was a athletic jock boy with a perfect body

by **outkast1728** » October 24th, 2012, 6:32 am

Granted but I'm audibly dyslexic so I think you wished to be turned into an athletic boy's jock to go on the perfect body so now you're an inanimate object.

I wish i was a frat boy

by **psiboi1977** » October 24th, 2012, 7:53 pm

Granted but instead of being a frat boy, the wish was heard without the r and made you a 200lb five year old.

I wish to be a shapeshifter

by **boomsmee** » October 25th, 2012, 6:06 pm

Granted. You are now a gorilla in a research lab, and they make you shift around triangular, square, and round blocks into similarly shaped holes in the floor to test your intelligence.

I wish I had a secret lab.

by **the_west_wind** » October 25th, 2012, 7:31 pm

Granted. His name is "Agent D" and while by day he's your Labrador, by night he's a secret agent.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.

by **psiboi1977** » October 25th, 2012, 9:14 pm

Granted - you become a rock. rocks don't have to wish.

I wish I could understand what my dogs are trying to tell me.

by **Bodyhater** » October 26th, 2012, 10:50 am

Granted, you now speak dog but you can't understand humans.

I wish I was a skater boy.

by **psiboi1977** » October 26th, 2012, 12:33 pm

Granted. You are now a 19 year old with roller skates for hands and feet.

I wish that I was 6'2" male, blonde and blue eyes with the physique of Ryan Reynolds (when he was in Green Lantern).

by **outkast1728** » October 26th, 2012, 4:07 pm

granted but now you have an interstellar ring that causes alien cancer that is incurable to humans and turns you into a giant man-sized cockroach

I wish my name was Jacob Lautner

by **KIY** » October 26th, 2012, 4:22 pm

Granted. You are now named Jacob Lautner; unfortunately, you are the only one to know it, and no documentation reflects your new name. The only change is in your mind.

I wish I had a US$1,000,000,000 budget surplus.

by **outkast1728** » October 26th, 2012, 4:44 pm

KIY wrote:Granted. You are now named Jacob Lautner; unfortunately, you are the only one to know it, and no documentation reflects your new name. The only change is in your mind.

good enough for me

by **steelchastityboi** » October 27th, 2012, 1:04 am

KIY wrote:Granted. You are now named Jacob Lautner; unfortunately, you are the only one to know it, and no documentation reflects your new name. The only change is in your mind.

I wish I had a US$1,000,000,000 budget surplus.

Granted. You have US$1,000,000,000 budget surplus but have never paid taxes. You get arrested for tax evasion and youre cell mate is bubba. A big black man with a giant penis the width of a beer keg. You suck him off anf get fucked daily.

I wish I had a McDonalds fried apple pie.

by **curiousguy92** » October 27th, 2012, 8:57 pm

Granted, but the guy who made that batch laced the filling with arsenic, so you die right after you eat it.

I wish I was a bodybuilding fitness model.

by **outkast1728** » October 27th, 2012, 9:02 pm

granted you work in a mannequin shop that makes dolls for gym scenes

I wish I was immune to all diseases

by **psiboi1977** » October 27th, 2012, 9:37 pm

Granted you are now the new Trojan Extra Small condom, impervious to all diseases.

I wish curiousguy92's wish was granted exactly as he wished it.

by **steelchastityboi** » October 29th, 2012, 7:48 am

psiboi1977 wrote:Granted you are now the new Trojan Extra Small condom, impervious to all diseases.

I wish curiousguy92's wish was granted exactly as he wished it.

Granted curiousguy92 is a bodybuilding fitness model but he's been taking so many steroids that his testicles have shruken to the size of raisins and his penis is 1/2 inch long while hard.

I wish a shock collar is premanently installed around psiboi1977's cock and balls and gets an electric shock each time outkast1728 replies to a post.

by **Tangy** » October 29th, 2012, 4:07 pm

curiousguy92 wrote:Granted, but the guy who made that batch laced the filling with arsenic, so you die right after you eat it.

I wish I was a bodybuilding fitness model.

Granted you are A body Builder Fitness model, only problem is that you are new at it and no ones hires you for another 50 years from now but you do get hired.

i wish i could find a file that gives me female Reproductive organs without being horny, for men.Uterus ovary's and a womb.and if any men is bad enough to make me pregnant then and only then i would be yours

by **curiousguy92** » October 29th, 2012, 6:10 pm

I guess I'll be a generous genie and grant both of these wishes. :twisted:

steelchastityboi wrote:I wish a shock collar is permanently installed around psiboi1977's cock and balls and gets an electric shock each time outkast1728 replies to a post.

Granted, but there's a permanent shock collar around your cock and balls that triggers whenevery anyone besides outkast1728 replies to a post.

Tangy wrote:i wish i could find a file that gives me female Reproductive organs without being horny, for men.Uterus ovary's and a womb.and if any men is bad enough to make me pregnant then and only then i would be yours

Granted, but you now have ovarian and cervical cancers. You're in stage 4 and have maybe 20 minutes to live.

I wish I could move objects with my mind.

by **Scottythegimp** » October 30th, 2012, 3:42 am

GRANTED: You can now move objects with your mind but physics still dictate for every action there is a equal and opposite reaction so when you try stop a moving object the energy transfer squashes you brain against your skull...

I wish I was punk rocker with flowers on my hair

by **outkast1728** » October 30th, 2012, 5:22 am

granted, you are a punk with flowers in your hair, but they are flowers from the well-known corpse plant which smells like rotting flesh.

i wish for a 6 pack

by **KIY** » October 30th, 2012, 7:51 pm

outkast1728 wrote:
KIY wrote:Granted. You are now named Jacob Lautner; unfortunately, you are the only one to know it, and no documentation reflects your new name. The only change is in your mind.

good enough for me

Glad I could grant your wish in the real world instead of in this Internet thread.

by **twich** » October 31st, 2012, 3:26 pm

Granted Outcast, but it is a Six pack of miller lite.

I wish I could stop listening to the same files so much.

by **psiboi1977** » October 31st, 2012, 6:47 pm

granted. you now can only listen to a file twice before it completes its effect on you, but there is only one of each kind of file left in the world and it leaves you only halfway towards the final result.

i wish outkast had his wish revert his to having six pack abdominal muscles.

by **steelchastityboi** » November 1st, 2012, 11:47 pm

psiboi1977 wrote:granted. you now can only listen to a file twice before it completes its effect on you, but there is only one of each kind of file left in the world and it leaves you only halfway towards the final result.

i wish outkast had his wish revert his to having six pack abdominal muscles.

Granted. Outkast now has abnormally large abdominal muscles that make him topple over like a turtle on it's back.

I wish my testicles were the size of grape fruits producing so much cum I could fill a 5 gallon bucket with my semen everytime i cum.

by **psiboi1977** » November 2nd, 2012, 10:17 pm

granted but your cock is shrunken to the size of a raisin so to fill that five hallon bucket takes twenty days and the orgasmic sensation only lasts a few seconds

i wish i had the perfect boyfriend

by **CookieCrumble** » November 2nd, 2012, 10:49 pm

Granted!
You had the perfect boyfriend and used to be very happy once upon a time before things started to change. The two of you grew apart, your tastes changed, now the two of you can hardly stand the sight of each other and your pretty sure he is cheating on you.

I wish for more hours at work.

by **curiousguy92** » November 6th, 2012, 4:06 pm

Granted, but now you spend 24 hours a day at work, but you only make $0.25/hour.

I wish all men were bodybuilders.

by **Tangy** » November 7th, 2012, 3:16 pm

curiousguy92 wrote:Granted, but now you spend 24 hours a day at work, but you only make $0.25/hour.

I wish all men were bodybuilders.

Granted
All men are body Builders now they are all out of work because they are building up only women body's only not their own. :evil: :twisted:

i wish i could get a free sex change operation.

by **boomsmee** » November 7th, 2012, 5:31 pm

Granted. You could have gotten a free sex change yesterday. The offer is now expired, as the doctor has been committed the the insane asylum (His prices really were insane).

I wish for the ability to alter other peoples thoughts.

by **curiousguy92** » November 7th, 2012, 5:37 pm

Granted. You're a motivational speaker.

I wish I had the power to teleport instantaneously.

by **WME3** » November 9th, 2012, 6:42 pm

Granted!
Unfortunately you don't know where you will go, and you cannot control when you teleport.
You'll probably end up inside a black hole.

I wish I was fat.

by **boomsmee** » November 9th, 2012, 6:57 pm

Granted. You are now a fat molecule stored in Bubbas butt.

I wish for enough money to buy an elephant.

by **curiousguy92** » November 9th, 2012, 7:30 pm

Granted, but Bubba forces you to spend all of that money on his porn subscriptions.

I wish I had the perfect body to wear a speedo to the beach.

by **boomsmee** » November 11th, 2012, 9:16 pm

Granted. You are now the crotch of a mannequin.

I wish people would stop posting political stuff on social media sites and go back to funny cat pictures.

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