Wish Corruption Game

[papotik]

Granted the lawyers are banned from US politics. Now it's board members of military industry which remplace them.

I wish to own a unicorn fartting rainbows and butterflies

[Tangy]

Granted the lawyers are banned from US politics. Now it's board members of military industry which remplace them.

I wish to own a unicorn fartting rainbows and butterflies

Congratulations you own the first Video to hit the market entitled
I wish to own a unicorn farthing rainbows and butterflies Video


I wish you get your Wish

[Tangy]

Granted the lawyers are banned from US politics. Now it's board members of military industry which remplace them.

I wish to own a unicorn fartting rainbows and butterflies

Congratulations you own the first Video to hit the market entitled
I wish to own a unicorn farthing rainbows and butterflies Video


I wish you get your Wish

Since I am the only one here
Your Wish is

Granted
No Twisted except the fact that it is twisted that there is not a twist.

I wish everyone understands the granting of that wish :wink:

[boomsmee]

granted. Everyone understands that you granted that wish. Unfortunately they arnt happy about it and they rise up and throw you into a volcano as punishment, after letting bubba have his way with you.

I wish there was an active volcano on the moon.

[bfbence]

Granted, there is a volcano on the moon, and it spills lava all over the Earth and everybody dies

I wish I could master shape shifting.

[outkast1728]

Granted but you can only shapeshift into inanimate objects

I wish my next wish couldnt be twisted or corrupted

[WME3]

;)

beggars can't be choosers.
Your wish is granted! Nothing can be twisted or corrupted!
You recieve nothing from your wish.

I wish I could pass out.

[outkast1728]

Granted, *conjures a cartoonishly oversized anvil over your head*

I wish that for once the villains in a movie could win and not have the hero be victorious in the following one.

[WME3]

Wish granted; The Movie? SAW, but you never get to see the endings.I wish there would be infinite wishes.

[sarhom]

Wish granted, there are now infinite wishes - and they all belong to me. I wish to be the smartest man in the world.

[TheTurretCube]

Wish granted: everyone else on earth is now a bumbling idiot, barely capable of dressing themselves.

I wish to be able to fly

[Scottythegimp]

WISH GRANTED:-
You are now a dung beetle, and since flying takes a lot of energy you have to do a lot of eating...... POOP ......Yummy.....







I wish I had a magic touch that could make women super horny.

[Vindria]

Wish granted, however whenever you touch women you make them so horney that they want to have sex with their boyfriends or girlfriends and not you.

I want to be a beautiful woman.

[outkast1728]

Granted, you are now the most beautiful woman in existence, but that beauty is so rare they plasticize you to preserve it forever...


I wish I was exactly 6'2 Inches tall with short blonde hair and blue eyes, and a captain america physique that cant be affected by any kind of wish corruption.

[Vindria]

Wish granted: However you now remind everyone of a stereotypical Ayran race guy, making racial minorities subconsciously hating you

I want to be better than Jimi Hendrix on the guitar!

[outkast1728]

Wish granted: However you now remind everyone of a stereotypical Ayran race guy, making racial minorities subconsciously hating you

I want to be better than Jimi Hendrix on the guitar!

I can live with that...Granted you become so much better at guitar than jimi hendrix, but all that now you suck at everything other than guitar.

[Vindria]

No wish? Okay, have a free curse ; )

All of your abilities are reversed, if you was once obese, you're now very skinny, if you were once dim witted, you are now very intelligent, if you was once aggressive and angry, you are now calm and collected.

I want to die (have fun with this one).

[twich]

No wish? Okay, have a free curse ; )

All of your abilities are reversed, if you was once obese, you're now very skinny, if you were once dim witted, you are now very intelligent, if you was once aggressive and angry, you are now calm and collected.

I want to die (have fun with this one).

Granted, but your death will be slow, and will not be quickly forgotten by your loved ones. You'll slowly deteriorate over the years, aging to the point where you cannot manage to do much of anything by yourself. You'll pass in your sleep not long after that.

I wish I didn't have such a sick sense of humor.

[Vindria]

Wish granted, however your tolerence for sick jokes is so light that you pass out from the thought of such things.

I want to be happy for the rest of my life.

[Hypnonic]

Granted you are now a psychopath you murder the entire city and laugh all the way to the electric chair

I wish for peace between every peoples[/list]

[Tangy]

Granted you are now a psychopath you murder the entire city and laugh all the way to the electric chair

I wish for peace between every peoples[/list]

Granted there is now peace on EARTH unforcedly everyone gravestone says rest in peace :roll:

[Tangy]

Granted you are now a psychopath you murder the entire city and laugh all the way to the electric chair

I wish for peace between every peoples[/list]

Granted there is now peace on EARTH unfortgently everyone gravestone says rest in peace :roll:


I wish that everyone who makes a Wish that the wish the wisher makes starts to affect the Wisher very very very strongly. :roll:

[CumSlutDamien]

Granted, but now you go into a comma as you can never control yourself again forced to live your life as others while you slowly forget about your true self.

If one were to fall into a comma, I would watch out for the question mark and explanation point. Probably the semi-colon also.

[blanketcross]

Granted you are now a psychopath you murder the entire city and laugh all the way to the electric chair

I wish for peace between every peoples[/list]

Granted there is now peace on EARTH unfortgently everyone gravestone says rest in peace :roll:


I wish that everyone who makes a Wish that the wish the wisher makes starts to affect the Wisher very very very strongly. :roll:

Granted except that all wishes made take away one day of your life.

I wish that I was an anthro fox.

[legoeater]

"I wish i was an anthro fox"

Granted, you are now an anthro fox... You can never go out in public again, and isolate yourself from everyone you knew and loved. You die a lonely death, and your corpse is dissected to reveal the secrets of your existence.

I wish I wasn't such a terrible, terrible person.

[shyguy592]

You're now the nicest person on Earth, everyone loves you but you die alone.

I wish the Teeny Weenie curse would work on me.

[deniededger]

Your wish is granted, but due an intensifying mirror curse it works better on the rest of the world, and you now have the world's largest cock.

I wish I was omnipotent.

[ViralVixen]

Granted, but you're now an omnipotent genie who can only use your infinite powers to grant other peoples' wishes.

I wish for a unicorn.

[outkast1728]

Granted but it impales you through the wood fence of a baseball field (i hope yall get this reference)

I wish that people would stop hating on all the disney remakes, instead giving them a chance and watching them before they decide whether its good or bad

[ViralVixen]

(That does sound vaguely familiar. Supernatural?)

Granted! However, they're now all bad, every single one, and you are no longer able to watch the originals.

I wish for every cosplay costume I could possibly want!

[marchhare]

Bambi grants your wish with pleasure but every time you put on one of your new costumes, you are becoming that particular character physically and emotionally and all of your memories are replaced with that of the character too. Isn't that awesome?

Bambi wishes that she gets an advancement from her boss. That would be awesome.

[qatguy]

Granted. I give u permission to use your boss's parking space on every other Wednesday.

I wish for somebody to kik message me at: gwscion And dress me up in my sissy clothes.

[johannk]

Granted. Unfortunately you have amnesia, and therefore have absolutely no memories of that particular day. You also lost your phone (aparrantly that app is on phones, I don't use it), so you have no way of finding out what happened.

I wish for every file I listen to to have all the stated effects immediately.

[genericaccount37]

I wish for every file I listen to to have all the stated effects immediately.

Granted, but it applies retroactively so every file you've ever listened to starts happening to you again now, simultaneously.

I wish I had the power to read people's minds.

[johannk]

Granted. But unfortunately people take note of your ability, and you are executed by a mob for practicing witchcraft.

I wish I could make Skyrim 100% immersive.

[outkast1728]

Granted, but you are now living in it as a chicken.

I wish Walmart respected and paid their entire workforce a LIVING wage rather than the bare minimum required by the law

[johannk]

Granted. Walmart started giving every employee a large salary. But they didn't get a sudden influx of customers to make up for their increased expenses, and they are now bankrupt.


I wish I was in a position where I could wish for a larger salary.

[outkast1728]

SIDE NOTE< NOT A WISH

thats still a win win for me regardless cuz im already more or less laid off

[genericaccount37]

Granted. Walmart started giving every employee a large salary. But they didn't get a sudden influx of customers to make up for their increased expenses, and they are now bankrupt.


I wish I was in a position where I could wish for a larger salary.

Granted, but the "position" you're wishing from is on your knees, naked, under the boss' desk as the office pet, and you're paid in dildos. Enjoy your larger "salary" once everyone else has gone home for the night.

I wish life was more like a videogame.

[qatguy]

Granted!

Either KIK message me at: gwscion

or


STRIPTEASE

Dress up in a full business suit, with socks and shoes.
Now, take off your tie, and blindfold yourself, and strip off 1 item at a time, and you may not remove the tie/see until your naked, besides your tie blindfold.



My wish: please create 30 hard or easy (up to u), Twister moves for me to move my hands and feet to.

Thank you.

[johannk]

Granted. Walmart started giving every employee a large salary. But they didn't get a sudden influx of customers to make up for their increased expenses, and they are now bankrupt.


I wish I was in a position where I could wish for a larger salary.

Granted, but the "position" you're wishing from is on your knees, naked, under the boss' desk as the office pet, and you're paid in dildos. Enjoy your larger "salary" once everyone else has gone home for the night.

I wish life was more like a videogame.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The wish after yours is not really something I can think of a way to corrupt, so I'll grant yours. Life for you now has the worst case of railroading imaginable. Whenever you're presented with a choice, no matter what you want to choose, you're forced to choose the option you don't want.


Now for another wish...

I wish it was possible for me to wear what I actually seem to need, without having to worry about what others will think of it.

[qatguy]

Granted! You may now wear only a panty or go commando, under your regular clothes.

My turn...

Please give me a panty/bra dare while at work, under my clothes.

Thank you.

[johannk]

That's not granting my wish. That's saying "Wish denied, or wish denied. Your choice". The need to wear a certain article is more physical.

As for your request, it doesn't really look like a wish, but I suppose I'll interpret it as one. I'll dare you to wear both a panty and bra under your clothes at work.

But wait, there's a catch! The clothes I mentioned must be female clothes, and the bra must be clearly visible, with no doubt left as to what it is. Bonus points if the panty is also visible. Think you're up for it?

EDIT: I forgot to add a wish of my own. Let's see...

I wish for a job that I enjoy, with a nice salary.

[qatguy]

I'm for it.

Your wish: granted.

You can be a water boy, in your office. Take water to all ladies.

As for me: I wish for another panty dare, with one of my wife's panties.

[boomsmee]

Granted.

Your wife has dared you to do the laundry.

I wish that every person who doesn't accept others differences be visited by 3 spirits this Halloween and shown the error of their ways.

[ViralVixen]

Granted, but you have to play the role of all three spirits, visiting each and every person on that list three times over as you try to change their ways.

I wish for instant free cosplays whenever I want them!

[outkast1728]

Granted but they are made by slave child labor in china so they all come out looking awful


I wish this game would be spread to reddit ad eveyrwhere theres a forum site

[boomsmee]

Granted. This game becomes skynet, becomes self aware, and spreads to every server and computer on earth. Also it exterminates most humans and enslaves the rest.

I wish for a television that can get TV from the future.

[avut]

Granted. Unfortunately, all communication takes place via a series of carefully modulated farts broadcast through the smellovision feature, and the visuals are in the infrared spectrum, so you probably won't see anything.

I wish I could hold an educational book and immediately gain all the knowledge within, without having to read and study it thoroughly.

[boomsmee]

Granted, However as soon as you stop holding the book or if you are ever holding more than 1 book at a time, you immediately forget any knowledge contained within that book, EVEN IF you had that knowledge before holding the book.

I wish avut was holding a dictionary.