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I'm not getting fired today :p

Postby Imperiator » November 6th, 2013, 8:08 am

Boss: "Alright Everyone, due to budget cuts, we have to lay one of you off"
Asian employee: "If you lay me off, I'm gonna sue you for racism"
Senior employee: "If you lay me off, I'm gonna sue you for discrimination against age"
Female employee: "If you lay me off, I'm gonna sue you for sexism"
Everyone turns to the white, young, male who starts sweating
Young Male Employee: "Err... I've been feeling kinda gay lately?"
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Re: I'm not getting fired today :p

Postby danny1988 » November 6th, 2013, 9:40 am

Imperiator wrote:Boss: "Alright Everyone, due to budget cuts, we have to lay one of you off"
Asian employee: "If you lay me off, I'm gonna sue you for racism"
Senior employee: "If you lay me off, I'm gonna sue you for discrimination against age"
Female employee: "If you lay me off, I'm gonna sue you for sexism"
Everyone turns to the white, young, male who starts sweating
Young Male Employee: "Err... I've been feeling kinda gay lately?"


Hahaha lol I need jokes atm and I liked this one xD
Definitly need to go back to London and watch some more stand up comedy ^^

There was a Canadian comedian who was going on about how in the uk driving is much more acceptable and that to get over a hangover we drink more xD
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Re: I'm not getting fired today :p

Postby diode168 » November 7th, 2013, 10:11 pm

Haha. :lol:


One that people here may like.

:?: Why did the pervert cross the road?
:!: ..Because he was IN the chicken..
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Postby 24AR34 » November 8th, 2013, 9:21 am

Over the years I'd read tons of dirty joke books. These are the two I'll never forget.

What's the difference between kinky and perverted?
If you're Kinky, you use a feather. If you're perverted, you use the whole chicken.


What's the difference between virginia and West Virginia?
In Virginia, moosehead is a beer. In west Virginia it's a misdemeanor.
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Postby shadowguy » November 9th, 2013, 4:12 pm

I live in Virginia hehehe made me laugh hehehehehe
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Re: I'm not getting fired today :p

Postby Tangy » November 10th, 2013, 11:25 am

Imperiator wrote:Boss: "Alright Everyone, due to budget cuts, we have to lay one of you off"
Asian employee: "If you lay me off, I'm gonna sue you for racism"
Senior employee: "If you lay me off, I'm gonna sue you for discrimination against age"
Female employee: "If you lay me off, I'm gonna sue you for sexism"
Everyone turns to the white, young, male who starts sweating
Young Male Employee: "Err... I've been feeling kinda gay lately?"


Haa haa haa haa haa haa ha
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