Wish Corruption Game

by **outkast1728** » December 10th, 2011, 2:19 pm

The idea is each person makes a wish, but first they grant the wish of the previous person, twisting it in a way that's not what the person meant. Such as the classic "I wish I was taller." "I grant your wish by turning you into an oak tree."

I wish I was Taylor Lautner

by **JackTheWriter** » December 10th, 2011, 2:42 pm

Granted, you are now a 97 year old Taylor Lautner

(I love this game, I play it on several sites)

I wish I wasn't fat

by **meganox123** » December 11th, 2011, 6:32 pm

granted you are now a twig.

I wish I could fuck myself as a girl.

by qv » December 11th, 2011, 6:56 pm

Granted, you have impregnated yourself with a malformed reincarnation of Hitler.

I wish writing were easier for me.

by **winbb2** » December 11th, 2011, 8:02 pm

Granted! But you can only write in ancient Sanskrit that no one can understand.

I wish I was a woman for one day.

by **JackTheWriter** » December 11th, 2011, 11:18 pm

Granted, you were a woman for a day. That day was October 16, 2007 and you have amnesia for everything that happened that day.

I wish I was no longer a virgin.

by **Tangy** » December 12th, 2011, 3:42 am

[quote="JackTheWriter"]Granted, you were a woman for a day. That day was October 16, 2/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i7 and you have amnesia for everything that happened that day.

I wish I was no longer a virgin.[/quote]

Granted you are no longer a virgin But the Government is giving away 1 million Dollars to every person that still is.

I Wish to have a time machine.

by **KIY** » December 12th, 2011, 6:09 am

[quote="Tangy"]I Wish to have a time machine.[/quote]

Granted. It is a Casio wristwatch-- a machine which measures time.

I wish I didn't have to go to work today.

by **dark_wolf49** » December 12th, 2011, 6:50 am

You know that if you look further into this thread, you will find a topic called"Twisted Wishes" ,which is what is the same thing here.

by **Tangy** » December 13th, 2011, 10:03 pm

[quote="dark_wolf49":/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i5615795]You know that if you look further into this thread, you will find a topic called"Twisted Wishes" ,which is what is the same thing here.[/quote:/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i5615795]

Granted everyone took a look Further Down the Thread And keep playing this one anyway.

by **meganox123** » December 14th, 2011, 1:38 pm

[quote="KIY":31/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i212e/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i][quote="Tangy":31/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i212e/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i]I Wish to have a time machine.[/quote:31/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i212e/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i]

Granted. It is a Casio wristwatch-- a machine which measures time.

I wish I didn't have to go to work today.[/quote:31/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i212e/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i]

Granted you've been fired

I wish I could fall into trance easier.

by **winbb2** » December 14th, 2011, 2:52 pm

Granted, but the only thing that happens in trance is that you a made to believe you are a chicken.

I wish I grew female breasts if I put on a bra

by **JackTheWriter** » December 14th, 2011, 7:34 pm

Granted, sadly you put the bra on backwards.

I wish I could write as well as Stephen King.

by **Contagious** » December 14th, 2011, 9:43 pm

Granted. Stephen King is suing you for plagiarism.

I wish I had a genie.

by **uw_onsterfelijk** » December 14th, 2011, 11:02 pm

Granted, you received a shiny new garage door opener for Christmas!

I wish I knew what to wish for.

by **sfhole2stretch** » December 15th, 2011, 1:14 pm

[/quote]Granted.
You now know that you should have wished to not know what to wish for.

I wish my girlfriend would give me blow jobs more often!! :evil:[/quote]

Granted. Your girlfriend secretly mad you listen to CFG and now your getting all the blowjobs you can stand but from dudes!

I wish I was 20 years old again.

by **JackTheWriter** » December 15th, 2011, 2:43 pm

Granted, you are now 20 years old on Jupiter(which is about 140 Earth years)

I wish I had a better sense of smell.(this can only end badly)

by **winbb2** » December 16th, 2011, 11:08 am

Granted, but now you are employed at the bar as a bar stool!

I wish I had a superpower.

by **outkast1728** » December 17th, 2011, 3:23 am

granted, you have the superpower of acid snot that burns holes in your nose when you have a cold.

I wish I was james bond

by **Konton** » December 17th, 2011, 4:40 am

[quote="outkast1728":34d/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i5/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/icf]granted, you have the superpower of acid snot that burns holes in your nose when you have a cold.

I wish I was james bond[/quote:34d/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i5/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/icf]

Granted, but it's the movie version where he scores with all the ladies which has given you super evolved genital warts that yodel.

I wish that there was magic in the world, sorcery kind not the everyday miracle kind that we should cherish

by **sfhole2stretch** » December 17th, 2011, 10:09 am

Granted. The magic you seek exists, but you have run afoul of an evil sorcerer who turns you into a rat.

I wish to lose all my body hair.

by **ParanoidLord** » December 17th, 2011, 3:40 pm

Granted. Unfortunately all your clothing has been lost in a freak accident, so you have to spend a few days shivering in the nude.

I wish I had more money.

by qv » December 17th, 2011, 5:09 pm

Granted. Inflation is now so high that it would take several trips to the market to buy even a slice of bread.
I wish I could take a vacation from responsibility whenever I wanted.

by **frosty46** » December 18th, 2011, 12:01 am

[quote="qv"]Granted.
I wish I could take a vacation from responsibility whenever I wanted.[/quote]

You have granted your own wish through the habit of snorting ecstasy pills and it has weakened your mind to the point that you could not be responsible if you wanted to.

I wish that every time I took a shit there was nothing left on my butthole to wipe off.

by **desrever** » December 18th, 2011, 10:42 am

Garanted, you now have a sideexit with a bag, which means no more need to use the butthole for shiting

i wish i was a cute futa.

by **outkast1728** » December 18th, 2011, 4:18 pm

Granted but now you're so cute you make people gag with your cuteness.

I wish I was a werewolf

by qv » December 18th, 2011, 5:18 pm

Granted but you don't remember anything from when you were a wolf and all you ever do as a wolf is poke around your house eating your garbage, which you puke up throughout your day as a human.

I wish I could get something scientific named after me

by **winbb2** » December 18th, 2011, 5:39 pm

Granted....you create a new element that is named for you...but it's so unstable it destroys the planet.

I wish I was invisible.....

by **outkast1728** » December 18th, 2011, 5:51 pm

Granted, but now nobody ever notices you again and you become so lonely you think about suicide.

by **frosty46** » December 23rd, 2011, 12:53 am

I wish my dick was always visible.

by **outkast1728** » December 23rd, 2011, 5:18 am

Granted, but now you' can never wear clothes again.

I wish the next person's wish would backfire in two ways instead of just one.

by qv » December 24th, 2011, 4:58 am

Granted, except this wish will only backfire in sickeningly adorable ways.

I wish I was a mad geneticist

by **outkast1728** » December 24th, 2011, 4:28 pm

Granted but all your experiments turn your body parts into sickeningly cute over-fluffy bunny parts, with blue and pink polka dot fur.

by **Hawthorne** » December 26th, 2011, 12:02 am

I wish I was straight.

by **Tangy** » December 29th, 2011, 4:19 pm

[quote="Hawthorne":edc/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i7316]I wish I was straight.[/quote:edc/\[url=(https?:\/\/[^\s\[]+):$uid\](.*?)\[\/url:$uid\]/i7316]

Granted you are straight, only problems is that the Government has Legalize The gay men and women and given free trips and free Housing and free money for the rest of their Life.and the straight people have to pay for it out of Taxes.

I wish all the baby Transformation Files would start to shrink me down into a baby body and WARP MY MIND GETS THE CREDIT for creating such a site

by **ztshp** » December 29th, 2011, 8:45 pm

Granted that happened but grow so young you forget how to breath and die,

I wish I had the power to make women's breasts grow

by **Hawthorne** » December 30th, 2011, 1:50 am

Granted, however you don't have the power to make them stop growing.

I wish I was a billionaire.

by **ztshp** » December 30th, 2011, 2:50 am

Granted but the money comes from insurance from an accident that left you in a coma

I wish I had the power that everything I wrote came true

by **outkast1728** » December 30th, 2011, 5:41 am

granted but you wrote that you have no hands to write with anymore.

I wish I was an ottsel

by **ztshp** » December 30th, 2011, 6:08 pm

......(what's that?)

by **outkast1728** » December 30th, 2011, 7:24 pm

its the thing Daxter turned into.

by **Hawthorne** » December 31st, 2011, 4:23 am

Granted, however instead of turning into a weasel/otter hybrid, your top half is now weasel and your bottom half is otter.

I wish that I was extremely attractive.

by **outkast1728** » December 31st, 2011, 4:34 am

granted, but now everything that fucks you donates dna so you turn into a hideous amalgamation of creatures like this:

https://inkbunny.net/submissionview.php?id=72260

I wish I was a jock

by **JackTheWriter** » December 31st, 2011, 7:39 am

Granted, however when you said your wish out loud it sounded like Jacques so you are now a lanky french dud who likes cheese.

I wish eveyone's pee tasted like vanilla pepsi

by **outkast1728** » December 31st, 2011, 8:39 am

granted but now its that fake tasting vanilla thats so nasty you puke every time.

I wish I was famous

by **KIY** » December 31st, 2011, 9:16 am

Granted-- you are famous for dying trying to give yourself a blow-job while driving on the Interstate and running into the back end of a police car parked on the side of the highway.

I wish I was Ron Weasley.

by **Hawthorne** » January 1st, 2012, 2:20 pm

Granted, you are now a 65 year old homeless man who happens to have the name Ron Weasley.

I wish that I had a 12 inch dick.

by **JackTheWriter** » January 3rd, 2012, 6:38 am

Granted, you invented a shrink ray gun and decided to test it out on New Years Eve. It accidentally went off and the beam bounced off the mirrored ball in Time Square and hit the famous ball dropper. So now you have a 12 inch Dick Clark.

I wish I could forgot every stupid thing I have ever done.

by **outkast1728** » January 3rd, 2012, 6:41 am

granted, you've forgotten every thing you've ever done in your entire life.

I wish I was stronger

by **winbb2** » January 3rd, 2012, 9:11 am

Granted.....you are stronger in math!

I wish i was a cat-girl