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Posted:
March 13th, 2012, 4:16 pmby curiousguy92
Granted, but you're a fugly woman and no one will ever be attracted to you.
I wish that every man in the world over the age of 18 had a penis between 9" and 12" long, almost as thick as a beer can.
Posted:
March 14th, 2012, 12:16 amby CycoMelody
Granted. You are a much prettier woman... Too bad that your vag now has Razor blades in it. Good luck having sex!
Damn! I wish I wasn't so sadistic!
Posted:
March 14th, 2012, 8:31 pmby Guuliar
Granted, but now the razorblades are replaced by helping hands that help you with everyday chores but attacks every man you try to have sex with.
I wish I had perfect Vision
Posted:
March 14th, 2012, 11:14 pmby Tangy
Guuliar wrote:Granted, but now the razorblades are replaced by helping hands that help you with everyday chores but attacks every man you try to have sex with.
I wish I had perfect Vision
Granted your eye sight is so perfect you can see the dark-side of the universe only problem is you do not know how to focus so you can not see anything else.
Posted:
March 14th, 2012, 11:19 pmby CycoMelody
An Error has occured. YOu have failed to make a wish so from this day forward you will be a BUBBA CLONE!!! Hope you enjoy being a 400lb ex convict with questionable sexual alignment.
I wish I hadn't done that.
Posted:
March 14th, 2012, 11:26 pmby Tangy
CycoMelody wrote:An Error has occured. YOu have failed to make a wish so from this day forward you will be a BUBBA CLONE!!! Hope you enjoy being a 400lb ex convict with questionable sexual alignment.
I wish I hadn't done that.
i wish that Oprah give birth to me in a hypnotic Fantasy and i do not get stuck in the Fantasy.
Posted:
March 15th, 2012, 12:51 amby Guuliar
Granted, but as soon as you leave the fantacy Operah mistakes you for a free car and gives you to a weird crying family in the crowd.
I wish my teddy bear would talk to me
Posted:
March 15th, 2012, 8:36 amby Cindigurl
Granted......now your teddy bear talks to you in Klingon!
I wish I was a cheerleader.
Posted:
March 15th, 2012, 1:32 pmby curiousguy92
Granted, but they only let you join the squad out of pity since you're going to die from cancer in two days.
I wish to never run out of chocolate milk.
Posted:
March 16th, 2012, 12:23 amby Jeshi
Granted, but it's chocolate milk if you know what I mean ;D. You know, there's some sexy chocolate, and then you milk them. That kind.
(btw I've been commanded to mention that I'm really horny right now, so that's there.)
I wish days lasted thirty hours.
Posted:
March 16th, 2012, 10:09 amby curiousguy92
Granted. Each day now has 30 hours in it, but each hour only has 48 minutes.
I wish I was muscular with 7% bodyfat.
Posted:
March 16th, 2012, 11:22 amby Tangy
curiousguy92 wrote:Granted. Each day now has 30 hours in it, but each hour only has 48 minutes.
I wish I was muscular with 7% bodyfat.
Granted but the wish Got mixed up and you end up with 7 inches more body fat all over your body instead, Write a Complaint
Posted:
March 16th, 2012, 11:03 pmby Jeshi
Tangy wrote:curiousguy92 wrote:Granted. Each day now has 30 hours in it, but each hour only has 48 minutes.
I wish I was muscular with 7% bodyfat.
Granted but the wish Got mixed up and you end up with 7 inches more body fat all over your body instead, Write a Complaint
I wish Tangy remembered to make a wish.
(BTW once again I have to mention how horny I am. EmailSlave always has funny results, doesn't it? It seems like it would be
hard to deal with but it's actually quite
pleasurable)
Posted:
March 17th, 2012, 10:10 amby meganox123
granted but since he did remember you didn't make your wish canceling out this granting pulling the world into a paradox.
I wish I had my own fembot.
Posted:
March 18th, 2012, 12:41 amby Jeshi
UH, granted? I think it doesn't really need corruption, since you have two full arms and hands reaching out of your vagina at all times and so even though they'll allow sex, most people probably are going to pursue activities with other people.
I wish there were more threads active on WMM where it would be appropriate for me to mention how horny I am as I've been commanded.
Posted:
March 18th, 2012, 8:01 pmby curiousguy92
Granted, but after you post about your horniness, everyone stops reading those threads.
I wish for liposuction so I can get rid of the fat from my wish that got mixed up.
Posted:
March 18th, 2012, 11:27 pmby Guuliar
Granted but unfortunately the doctor managed to stumble upon a freak accident and sucked out a nerve cluster while sucking out your fat. Your Paralyzed from the waist down.
I wish I was a genius!!
Posted:
March 19th, 2012, 7:19 pmby qv
Granted, but the sheer stupidity of the human race brings you to the point of suicidal depression.
I wish my homework situation was more manageable.
Posted:
March 19th, 2012, 8:30 pmby Guuliar
Granted, but now you have an angry manager always shouting at you to do your homework like a football coach 24/7.
I wish I didn't have to choose between red or green.
Posted:
March 19th, 2012, 8:33 pmby outkast1728
Granted you're now the combination of those colors, brown.
I wish I could turn everyone I talk to into a jock like me.
Posted:
March 20th, 2012, 7:35 amby doodlepants
Granted, but your lips are sealed tight and gradually disappears!
I wish i was in New York right now
Posted:
March 20th, 2012, 10:37 amby qv
Granted, you're in New York, with no money or vehicle or way of calling for help. Guess you'll have to wander the streets.
I wish I were better at coming up with wishes
Posted:
March 20th, 2012, 12:09 pmby Guuliar
Granted, but every time you come up with a really good one, you forget it!
I wish I was 100 feet tall!!
Posted:
March 20th, 2012, 1:57 pmby outkast1728
Granted you are now turned into an inanimate building 100 feet tall
I wish I could go to egypt
Posted:
March 22nd, 2012, 6:52 pmby curiousguy92
Granted, but you get cursed by mummies and die a horrible death.
I wish Superman was gay.
Posted:
March 22nd, 2012, 9:52 pmby sarnoga
Granted. Superman is now gay and in a fit of horny excitement he fucks you raw. It isn't until he is done that you discover he is HIV positive and you have certainly been infected.
I wish you hadn't had unprotected sex with superman.
Posted:
March 22nd, 2012, 10:08 pmby outkast1728
Granted, you instead got unprotected sex from the Hulk fucking your ass.
I wish I had spider powers
Posted:
March 24th, 2012, 4:45 pmby curiousguy92
Granted. You now have poisonous fangs with which you accidentally bite your lip and die.
I wish that Superman and/or the Hulk (whoever it ended up being) had been wearing a condom.
Posted:
March 24th, 2012, 5:48 pmby Guuliar
Granted, unfortunately a single condom was not enough for the super hero and it broke. You still have HIV.
I wish ultra shiny nails!! :)
Posted:
March 24th, 2012, 5:51 pmby outkast1728
granted you now have a bucket full of ultra shiny nails for building stuff with.
I wish I has super powers
Posted:
March 26th, 2012, 1:57 pmby Tangy
outkast1728 wrote:granted you now have a bucket full of ultra shiny nails for building stuff with.
I wish I has super powers
""GRANT "" PUFF
Unfortunately After The condom broke. some of Superman's DNA leaked out it shot through the air and landed in your cup, giving you super powers, you become so strong you loss your hearing and your eye sight the first time-you use them X-ray Vision and Super hearing..
:oops: :oops:
I wish that someone would make a file that i can relive my childhood hood as a girl instead of a boy . become no older then age 10 and always be Daddy's little Girl". :D
Posted:
March 28th, 2012, 12:11 pmby curiousguy92
Granted, but Daddy is a pedo and no one will ever save you.
I wish everyone would be nice to each other.
Posted:
March 29th, 2012, 11:43 amby Tangy
curiousguy92 wrote:Granted, but Daddy is a pedo and no one will ever save you.
I wish everyone would be nice to each other.
I was raped as a child, that's why i want to go back to not have to go through that again. Relive my life without the Rapes.strangers took my virginity.
Next Wish please.
Posted:
March 29th, 2012, 8:34 pmby Lord_Of_The_Unreal
Tangy wrote:curiousguy92 wrote:Granted, but Daddy is a pedo and no one will ever save you.
I wish everyone would be nice to each other.
I was raped as a child, that's why i want to go back to not have to go through that again. Relive my life without the Rapes.strangers took my virginity.
Next Wish please.
Well not all lives are perfect and reliving the past will not change what has happened t will only repress it and that is never a good thing
Posted:
March 29th, 2012, 10:48 pmby uw_onsterfelijk
Lord_Of_The_Unreal wrote:Tangy wrote:curiousguy92 wrote:Granted, but Daddy is a pedo and no one will ever save you.
I wish everyone would be nice to each other.
I was raped as a child, that's why i want to go back to not have to go through that again. Relive my life without the Rapes.strangers took my virginity.
Next Wish please.
Well not all lives are perfect and reliving the past will not change what has happened t will only repress it and that is never a good thing
Also, it's a wish CORRUPTION game!!! If you don't want someone to hit upon a "touchy" subject from your past... either don't give them the material yourself or... don't play the game.
I wish... for nothing :-P
Posted:
March 30th, 2012, 9:53 amby Tangy
[quote="uw_onsterfelijk"]
Lord_Of_The_Unreal wrote:Tangy wrote:curiousguy92 wrote:Granted, but Daddy is a pedo and no one will ever save you.
I wish everyone would be nice to each other.
Well not all lives are perfect and reliving the past will not change what has happened t will only repress it and that is never a good thing
Also, it's a wish CORRUPTION game!!! If you don't want someone to hit upon a "touchy" subject from your past... either don't give them the material yourself or... don't play the game.
I wish... for nothing :-P
Granted
but since like you said this is a wish CORRUPTION Game everyone gives you cars TV Stereos I- pads Computers Boxes after Boxes comes to your home and you open up a thrift store. :D :D
Posted:
March 31st, 2012, 5:55 pmby curiousguy92
For failure to make a wish, you will spend the next 1000 years living in Bubba's toilet.
I wish for an untainted chocolate chip cookie.
P.S. I didn't mean to dredge up any bad memories.
Posted:
March 31st, 2012, 7:54 pmby Guuliar
curiousguy92 wrote:For failure to make a wish, you will spend the next 1000 years living in Bubba's toilet.
I wish for an untainted chocolate chip cookie.
P.S. I didn't mean to dredge up any bad memories.
Granted, unfortunately it's a fake untainted chocolate chip cookie and doesn't taste very good.
I wish for long hair
Posted:
March 31st, 2012, 8:10 pmby uw_onsterfelijk
Guuliar wrote:
I wish for long hair
Granted, but it's only long under your arms and around your sphincter, obnoxiously long :-P
I wish all those who come on WMM saying they can't be hypnotized were.
Posted:
April 2nd, 2012, 11:57 pmby Konton
uw_onsterfelijk wrote:Guuliar wrote:
I wish for long hair
Granted, but it's only long under your arms and around your sphincter, obnoxiously long :-P
I wish all those who come on WMM saying they can't be hypnotized were.
Granted but they're hypnotized into making it so everyone wants to be a tist and never be a subject again.
I wish for the ability to give people exactly what they ask for
Posted:
April 3rd, 2012, 9:53 amby KIY
Granted; unfortunately, the first person whose wish you grant wishes for the sun to go nova, killing everyone.
If corporations really are people, I wish BP would marry me, then die leaving me all its money.
Posted:
April 3rd, 2012, 1:03 pmby Tangy
KIY wrote:Granted; unfortunately, the first person whose wish you grant wishes for the sun to go nova, killing everyone.
If corporations really are people, I wish BP would marry me, then die leaving me all its money.
Granted"PuffPUffffffff'' You are left with BP Money But you really fell in love with BP, You soon Die From a Broken Heart..
I wish i was conservative over your money. Power of Attorney. before you died.
Posted:
April 3rd, 2012, 2:48 pmby curiousguy92
Granted, but you also inherit all unresolved lawsuits against BP. You lose every penny.
I wish all green things were blue, all blue things were brown, and all brown things were green.
Posted:
April 3rd, 2012, 4:18 pmby uw_onsterfelijk
curiousguy92 wrote:I wish all green things were blue, all blue things were brown, and all brown things were green.
Granted.. err, actually... what I should say is, that as I was granting your wish I got all confused which color was supposed to be what... so I just made YOU see in black and white instead!
I wish that Kate Beckinsale was my super sleepy submissive hypno pet.
Posted:
April 19th, 2012, 3:00 pmby Andonno
Granted, unfortunately I made her a little to sleepy, and now no-one can wake her up.
I wish this wish doesn't get corrupted. :twisted:
Posted:
April 19th, 2012, 5:31 pmby qv
Granted, you've now used your only wish on something completely useless.
I wish my Psychology professor weren't so god-awfully boring.