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Congratulations. You receive the new apple Icouple, which is capable of orgasming huge loads of music into your ears. Too bad you still cant orgasm.

I wish pi was exactly 3.

Granted, but you still suck at math.

I wish for the person that corrupts this wish to be anyone other than boomsmee.

no offense boom

Granted, Bubba comes to grant your wish instead, but he can't remember what you wished for, so he ties you up and takes you down to the dungeon.

I wish I were a big, muscular jock.

Granted. You were a muscular jock 20 years ago. Unfortunately since then you have become a 200 Kg couch potato and need a forklift to get up off the couch, and its been 7 years since you have seen your penis.

I wish for a forklift so I can help curiousguy92 get off the couch.

granted you now have a device capable of picking up forks.

granted you are now nothing.

i wish i was my self 8)

Granted, but the genie misheard you and turned you into a shelf.

I wish I had the Master PC program.

Granted, But it is only a demo version that does nothing but let you shrink your penis, which you do to test it out, not realizing it wont let you undo the changes. If you want to regrow it the full version is $10,000,000, cash only.

I wish the spice girls would suddenly turn into baboons while on stage during a performance.

Granted whIle performing on stage the spice girls become baboons and start flinging their poo out to the audience. And then they start a rampage and and bite the faces off the audience members. You are in the front row.

I wish outkasts1728's testicles were replaced with jelly beans

granted, but half human half jellybean monsters created from his seed take over the planet and force all humans to work on beet farms to produce more sugar for them.

i wish i could finish this sente

Granted. You could, but you choose not to.

I wish for good dreams.

granted but they are the good dreams of a psychotic serial killer so you dream about murdering countless people in their sleep

Since you neglected to specify a wish, you get a modified version of the one you just granted: you dream about a psychotic serial murdering you in your sleep. The dreams are incredibly graphic.


I wish the giant, alien, invisible space potatoes would stop following me around taping "Kick Me" signs to my back.

granted instead they follow you around and put punch me signs on your back

i wish i had more wishes

outkast1728 wrote:granted instead they follow you around and put punch me signs on your back

i wish i had more wishes

Granted
You know have more wishes but one little Problem they are all Chicken wish Bones that really do not grant anything.



I wish my Nipples Would lactate more then just a few drops I been listing to curse milky files only getting a few drops here and there the next time i listen to this file it would wet up my bed with milk..

GRANTED-You develop EEE cups which require milking at least four times a day, you now spend most of your day eating to acheive the required nutritional uptake to maintain that level of milk producton.
not to mention the bad back.....







I wish more girls would listen to my slave files....

Granted. One of your slave files accidentally ends up playing on national TV during the Superbowl halftime show you have been put in charge of when you accidentally put in the wrong CD. The backlash results in the FCC fining you 233 million dollars, and you having to flee the country when an angry mob comes after you with pitchforks and shotguns.

I wish soccer was called football in the US, and football was called something else.

boomsmee wrote:Granted. One of your slave files accidentally ends up playing on national TV during the Superbowl halftime show you have been put in charge of when you accidentally put in the wrong CD. The backlash results in the FCC fining you 233 million dollars, and you having to flee the country when an angry mob comes after you with pitchforks and shotguns.

I wish soccer was called football in the US, and football was called something else.

Granted
Soccer is now called Football And Football something Else But no one knows what that is, so NO ONE EVER PLAYS something else EVER again IN THE UNITED STATES ONLY because NO ONE REMEMBER HOW TO PLAY something else.


i wish that Explanation was more clear/understandable.

Granted. A bunch of rabid sports fan now crave your blood.

I wish erotic hypnosis was more mainstream, so that more people (and therefore more fetishes) were represented by communities like this one.

ParanoidLord wrote:Granted. A bunch of rabid sports fan now crave your blood.

I wish erotic hypnosis was more mainstream, so that more people (and therefore more fetishes) were represented by communities like this one.

Granted
More Community's like this one are Represented, but because there are so many people starting new sites, that everyone is now under hypnosis, making sex the only thing everyone thinks about causing/creating a brand new baby Boom.baby's everywhere Company's like huggies can not keep up with the Demand.

I wish that sex change operations were free for those who really want to become a women or a girl.


:wink:

Granted. Unfortunately there are so many requirements and red tape that you have to go through to get the free operation that you will be in your 90's before you finally get it if you initially apply when you turn 18.

boomsmee wrote:Granted. Unfortunately there are so many requirements and red tape that you have to go through to get the free operation that you will be in your 90's before you finally get it if you initially apply when you turn 18.

Deducted one wish for not making a wish

I wish I brought some of those diaper stock.

Actually I wished that i wasn't wishing for the wish that I was making then Apparently it came true by eliminating my wish's existence entirely, thereby causing me to be punished for not making a wish.

And granted. you bought tons of diaper stock during a diaper bubble, and are now out most of your life savings as the stock is down 97%.

I wish that wish granting entities were required to interpret wishes in accordance to the intent of the wisher.

Granted. Because you wished for your wish to be interpreted exactly and yet wished for nothing your wish is therefore nothing.

I wish this idiot game would end.

sfhole2stretch wrote:Granted. Because you wished for your wish to be interpreted exactly and yet wished for nothing your wish is therefore nothing.

I wish this idiot game would end.

Granted
The Game Ended But because of a Computer Error It became Endless.


I Wish that I could turn back the Hands of time. :!: :?: :idea: :arrow:

Granted. You now have an old broken clock that lets you move the hands around however you want. Also the hands are radioactive.

I wish for a magical flying carpet.

boomsmee wrote:Granted. You now have an old broken clock that lets you move the hands around however you want. Also the hands are radioactive.

I wish for a magical flying carpet.

Granted, unfortunatly you have no idea how to pilot it and after the first accident are fearful of ever using it again after breaking 5 bones.

I wish I was less shy.

Granted, you become an exhibitionist and get sent to prison for public indecency. You get stuck with Bubba as your cellmate.

I wish anabolic steroids had no negative side-effects.

Granted. Steroids now have no effect whatsoever good or bad, but are still illegal, and you are caught with them. Enjoy your new cellmates bubba and twitch!

I wish my taco didn't have peppers on it.

Granted your taco does not have peppers in it, but the shell was made completely of habenero peppers and now your stomach is churning from the heat and it burns when you shit.

I wish I was Superman

Granted, you are now Superman, all powerful and mighty, however, as you are about to exit your house, a huge amount of cryptonite hits you right in the head and you lose your life.

I wish I had excessive magic powers

aradair wrote:Granted, you are now Superman, all powerful and mighty, however, as you are about to exit your house, a huge amount of cryptonite hits you right in the head and you lose your life.

I wish I had excessive magic powers

Granted

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I wish that I did not have this Nagging Pinched nerve in my Shoulder.

Granted, but when that nerve unpinches, you get a pinched nerve in your brain and die.

I wish Superman hadn't died.

Granted, unfortunatly he had a much worse fate in store for him.

I wish more people could be tolerant.

Granted, people are taller than an ant.




I wish I could change my shape to whatever I want to change to.

granted but now you are a shapeless blob most of the time.

I wish i was Jacob Black as his character was designed in the final twilight book

outkast1728 wrote:granted but now you are a shapeless blob most of the time.

I wish i was Jacob Black as his character was designed in the final twilight book

Granted. Except you are gay. You are constantly howling from the pain of the other werewolves making you their bitch, fucking your ass until it is raw and bloody.

I wish the person who posted 5 comments before this one to have continuous cum production and random erections but the inability to cum giving him the worst case of blue balls a man has ever had.

steelchastityboi wrote:

outkast1728 wrote:granted but now you are a shapeless blob most of the time.

I wish i was Jacob Black as his character was designed in the final twilight book

Granted. Except you are gay. You are constantly howling from the pain of the other werewolves making you their bitch, fucking your ass until it is raw and bloody.

I wish the person who posted 5 comments before this one to have continuous cum production and random erections but the inability to cum giving him the worst case of blue balls a man has ever had.

Granted
And you use your mouth To re-leave it



I wish that i get a chance to go to Mars 2014 with the astronauts.

Granted you go into space to MARS with the Astronaunts. You land and become abducted my MARTIANS the stick probes up your penis and anus tearing you apart.

I wish I had a rum and coke right now

Granted you now have rum with cocaine mixed into it, the only problem is that you are now allergic to the concoction and when you drink it you die.


I wish I was a bodybuilder

outkast1728 wrote:Granted you now have rum with cocaine mixed into it, the only problem is that you are now allergic to the concoction and when you drink it you die.



I wish I was a bodybuilder

Granted. You are now dr frankenstein and you are reassembling dead bodies for your enjoyment.

I wish i had a smurf to help stroke my dick to relieve my
Blue balls

steelchastityboi wrote:

outkast1728 wrote:Granted you now have rum with cocaine mixed into it, the only problem is that you are now allergic to the concoction and when you drink it you die.



I wish I was a bodybuilder

Granted. You are now dr frankenstein and you are reassembling dead bodies for your enjoyment.

I wish i had a smurf to help stroke my dick to relieve my
Blue balls

Granted the Person Who Relieved your Blue Balls With His Mouth Suddenly Turns into A Smurf


I Wish That My Wishes Only Get better and Better in Twisted Outcomes.

Granted every time you make a wish my smurf twists your cock and balls until they come off.


I wish sleepyjosh would deny my orgasm right before outlast1728 is hyponotized to be my cock sucking bitch until i cum in his mouth.

Granted. You are now only 1 cm long, and are inside outlast's mouth, and extremely aroused. Outlast is currently in a trance, and you hear sleepyjosh talking from somewhere outside hypnotizing outlast. Ignoring the wierd situation you try to masturbate, Suddenly just before you orgasm you hear the orgasm denial trigger as part of the hypnosis sleepyjosh is doing so you cant cum! Then you hear sleepyjosh install a trigger for outlast to swallow whenever there is something in his mouth. The trigger activates since you are currently in his mouth.

Enjoy your tour of the stomach.


I wish everyone on the planet had enough food to eat.

Granted, but your wish only ends up affecting the citizens of Venus.

I wish I had a machine to make myself more muscular.

Granted, but you are now so muscular you cant reach your dick and therefore can't jack off causing your balls to get bigger and bigger till they explode killing you

I wish I could bend reality to my will.

Granted, but in exchange you are trapped in a thread like this with over a thousand posts a day bugging you to grant their wishes.

I wish I could at will touch a book and be able to retain and comprehend the information inside.

granted but all you are able to read now are books about murder, death and destruction that causes you to be committed.

I wish I was spiderman

Granted but your heart yearns to be with Spiderwoman, a person who doesn't exist.

I wish I could change gender at will

pennyf wrote:Granted but your heart yearns to be with Spiderwoman, a person who doesn't exist.

I wish I could change gender at will

Granted
you can change gender at will, too BAD Because YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE BACK AGAIN AND SO happens you were dreaming about being a monkey on the night you got your Ability.. :roll:


I Wish my Television was a portal to enter other dimensions where twisted wishes turn out positive ones.. :idea: