WarpMyMind

Granted, but now lawlcats run the government.

I wish I had a ray gun that would turn men into gay sluts.

Amen, but whoever so touches the ray gun is turned into a woman.

Wish I could get my hands on a ray gun.

granted but its a gun that fires manta rays

I wish the charity of my choice would have a million dollars donated to their cause.

outkast1728 wrote:granted but its a gun that fires manta rays

I wish the charity of my choice would have a million dollars donated to their cause.

Granted but there cause is to promote hypnosis

i wish to think you for your Donation.

Granted. You now have a catchy tune with outkast singing "you for your Donation" repeatedly stuck in your head for all of eternity.

I wish that tangy gets a nice room at the mental hospital when he goes insane from having that tune stuck in his head.

Granted. The room is immaculately clean, well-furnished, and extremely comfortable. However, Tangy has to share the room with Bubba, who sits his 400-lb ass on Tangy's face for 12 hours a day.

I wish physical fitness was everyone's top priority.

Granted; however, getting fit ruins all of the Bubba related answers, as Bubba dies from heart failure due to attempting to get fit too fast. Also, as everyone is working on fitness as their top priority, everything else in our world goes to hell from lack of maintenance.

I wish for a truly creative reply to this wish.

Granted, Unfortunately the WMM server crashed and had to be restored from a backup right after the creative reply was posted and before anyone could read it.

I wish EMG would make every single file on the voting page within the week.

Granted. However, in his rush to complete the files in time, he throws quality control out the window, resulting in files no more effective than listing to a small window fan running.

I wish that the Moon really was made out of green cheese. (Preferably Limburger.)

Granted! However, a giant cosmic space mouse comes along and eats it (without sharing).

I wish The Walking Dead had more episodes per season!

Granted. They decide to air it in episodes that are half as long. You get twice as many episodes, but no new content.

I wish that no diseases could be transmitted through sex.

Granted, all life in the universe has been reduced to single celled organisms that reproduce asexually.

I Wish bubba would inherit a shrimp company.

Granted. Bill Clinton, sometimes called "Bubba", inherits a shrimp company from an admirer. Not particularly interested in shrimp, other than as food, he doesn't really do much with it other than collect income and discounted shrimp.

I wish I could transform into a real life equivalent of my Second Life Avatar (complete with all its abilities), at will.


(Oh great. I killed the thread! What, doesn't anyone else envy their avatar? Mine is better looking, younger, has cooler stuff, and is more athletic than me! AND he doesn't get hurt when he accidentally walks off the edge of a 10+ story cliff! [Well, *I* have never done that, so I suppose I am one up on my avatar. Still...])

Granted. Now your scripts malfunction and hundreds of wooden penises spawn everywhere you walk, causing you to black out regularly.

I wish to be the prettiest boy in the universe.

Squirrelous wrote:Granted. Now your scripts malfunction and hundreds of wooden penises spawn everywhere you walk, causing you to black out regularly.

I wish to be the prettiest boy in the universe.

Granted
But now you live in the Zoo as the Prettiest Creature on earth.Why? because that what humans do.

I Wish you wished for something Else.

Granted. Squirrelous did wish for something else, but then changed his mind and erased that wish in favor of the one ultimately posted.

I wish everyone on Warp My Mind would get what they think they want, as opposed to what they actually want or need. :twisted:


(P.S.: Squirrelous-- sounds about right for Second Life! :lol: )

Granted, but in the instant you make that wish, you think you want to try auto-erotic asphyxiation. It doesn't go so well for you.

I wish I could alter my appearance at will.

Granted. You discover the make-up aisle next time you go shopping. Not having brought enough money, you try shoplifting a few items, get caught, and find out that another way to alter your appearance is to get beat up by over-anxious store personnel. Where it goes from there..., is actually even worse.


I wish come back as a zombie from from the results of my last wish, thereby disturbing the people I attack even more than a "normal" zombie would! :twisted: (I seem to be disturbingly twisted tonight...)

Granted, But a businessman get an idea and captures you, forcing you to work in customer service at a store's returns counter, using the horror from your undead body to keep people from making returns.

I wish i could return this solar powered flashlight.

boomsmee wrote:Granted, But a businessman get an idea and captures you, forcing you to work in customer service at a store's returns counter, using the horror from your undead body to keep people from making returns.

I wish i could return this solar powered flashlight.

Granted

But the day you return it all the lights go out that same night and A heavy rain storm starts and a tootle eclipse of the sun for thirty days, and the only light available was the Sol-or flashlight you returned to the store.now saleing for 500 dollars discount price.



I wish that people would give me a dollar ever time they see me everyday give me 1 dollar no matter what.

Granted, but you get arrested for solicitation and put in solitary confinement for the rest of your life so no one can see you again.

I wish that genies were real.

curiousguy92 wrote:Granted, but you get arrested for solicitation and put in solitary confinement for the rest of your life so no one can see you again.

I wish that genies were real.

Granted
But
Now now everyone person who Evered played this game Body's have merged with the now real Twisted Genies BECAUSE THE Genie use to only exist in our minds now he is more twisted then ever.


And our wish is to Grant ever more twisted Wishes to new comers

Granted. All wishes from now on must be made while playing the game twister. naked. with bubba.

I wish I didnt have to make a wish.

Granted, but you made a wish anyway.

I wish Tangy would get assimilated by the Borg so this his identity would be erased and he would become nothing but a mindless drone of the Collective.

Granted, but the borg assimilate tangy's distinctiveness into their own, so now you have a collective of trillions of tangy's instead of just one.

I wish all the borg in the universe could all fit in a single police box.

Granted, but all those Borg in the Tardis hold the Dr. prisoner forever and the universe goes to shit.

I wish that drink I had earlier contained instant muscle growth serum.

granted, you now have such large muscles you can only move your limbs 1 or 2 degrees.

i wish i had another bottle of cognac around.

Granted, but you can't open it.

I wish I had a big dick to go with my big muscles.

Granted. Someone erects a twenty foot statue to Dick Clark next to the nearly immobile curiousguy92

I wish for the drink I had was a cloning serum that gave me the physique of the twenty five year old version Jensen Ackles, when he was in the show Supernatural.

Granted, but the serum is unstable and the transformation kills you.

I wish that every time I shaved, my muscles would grow.

Granted:- every time you shave you grow black lipped mussels, soon you like like a crew member of the Flying Dutchman from pirates of the carrabien.





I wish I had a sexy mistress to dominate me

Granted but its not sexy as you think of, so you get the bride of frankenstine.

I wish I was hung like a horse

Granted. Your penis is now the size of a mare's clitoris.

I wish all the rats within a 1 mile radius of me would teleport to the white house oval office.

Granted, but the President finds out that you wished the rats there and throws you in prison. Bubba's your cellmate.

I wish I enjoyed anal sex more.

Granted but bubba is the one who enjoys it the most, seeing as how he rapes you every night.


I wish the next persons wish was made even worse than normal

granted.

i wish that outkast1728,s wish came out.

"GRANTED, OUTKAST1728 GET ALL THE ABOVE WISHIS"


o well i do a next wish, i wish for a rubber doll

Granted. unfortunatly you end up with a severe latex allergy and break out in hives all over.

I wish Tangy would reply to this post with a grammatically correct response that actually makes sense.

Granted, but EMG had to delete it because it created a paradox in the universe that almost killed the internet.

I wish I could physically transform myself into a bodybuilder jock just by thinking really hard about it, and change back whenever I choose to.

Granted, unfortunately the process is extremely painful and takes three to four days to complete.

I wish I had someone to help me open my bottle of cognac for me.

Granted, they open it by smashing the bottle over your head.

I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard.

Granted, but the turkey is a little dry.

Also Bubba had sex with it before you ate it.

I wish Flanders would kill homer on the next episode of the Simpsons.

Granted, but they'll just bring him back next week.

I wish I had Arnold Schwarzenegger's physique from when he was at the peak of his bodybuilding career.

Granted, but the police arrest you for having an unidentified body in your closet-- esp. one which appears to that of a famous movie star.


I wish I weren't out of pizza.

Granted. there is a 6 month old slice under your couch.

I wish people would smile more.

Granted. The Joker starts tampering with our hygiene products, and 4 million people laugh themselves to death. You're one of them.

I wish I had a protective temperature bubble around myself whenever I went outside, so I didn't have to wear a winter coat.

Granted, but the thing is, the heated bubble was accidentally constructed with a heat shrink type material: oopsie's!

You suffer fatally from irreversible mummification and auto erotic asphyxiation! R.I.P. cg

I wish the creativity level in corrupting wishes always remained high!

Granted, but only in places that have legalized pot.

I wish the next person to post would forget to make a wish.

Granted, but then I remembered.

I wish that uw's skin was made out of chocolate and he couldn't resist eating himself.

Granted, but someone put one of those dog vet cones on his head to prevent him from eating himself. Also he visits and gets chocolate stains all over your house.

I wish 6 was a prime number.

Granted, on another planet with an "alien" species they somehow had a mathematical system where 6 was a prime number, and this was far more advanced then our system! But, there's always a but, once they found out that you were "onto" their system... they sent a UFO to abduct you.

They did experiments to "see" how you discovered their secret but in the end it was concluded to just dumb luck and you were lobotomized pointlessly :-P

I wish that whenever anyone attempts to "corrupt" my wishes that "curiousguy" suffers the corruption himself... forever!