WarpMyMind

Granted without corruption...... until someone grants my wish.


I wish that uw_onsterfelijk and curiousguy would switch screennames.

Granted, however they switched back again

I wish that I could go into trance really easily

curiousguy92 wrote:Granted. The Joker starts tampering with our hygiene products, and 4 million people laugh themselves to death. You're one of them.

I wish I had a protective temperature around myself whenever I went outside, so I didn't have to wear a winter coat.

Granted ~~%Poof~`**

Granted
you trance Real easily but unfortunate Bubba is your hypnotist

I wish that bubba was cute enough for the next person who makes a wish would fall in love with him after me:twisted:

Granted. You, me and Bubba all visit the dark side of the moon and jump into the Love crater. Unfortunately, for you, I sneak off and take the lander back to earth while you are bouncing around in the low gravity, leaving you and Bubba stranded on the moon.

I wish Bubba would stay stranded on the moon forever.

Granted, but scientists invent a teleportation device, which, for reasons unknown, only teleports people to Bubba's part of the moon. You get sent there by accident.

I wish for a fish in a dish.

curiousguy92 wrote:Granted, but scientists invent a teleportation device, which, for reasons unknown, only teleports people to Bubba's part of the moon. You get sent there by accident.

I wish for a fish in a dish.

Granted Bubba is the Fish Setting on your Dish


I wish A Witch would Join Warp my Mind as a Hypnotic wish Granter

Granted, but she's just a Wiccan witch and magic still isn't real.

I wish that whenever I farted, Tangy could taste it.

Granted. You are now the middle of a 3 person human centipede (Just like in the movie). Tangy is behind you, and Bubba is in front of you.

I wish the moon was made of cheese.

Granted but its now made of Vieux-Boulogne and everyone has to wear gas masks now because of its stink.

I wish I had telekinetic powers.

Granted, but the only thing you can make move is your bowels.

I wish no one would ever be mean again.

granted nobody ever sings taylor swift again

i wish that tangy would admit she's a whore.

Granted. Tangy admitted she was a whore but since she believes herself to be a 2 year old girl she doesn't know what it means.

I wish Outkast would fall madly in love with Tangy, move in with her and tend her diapers.

Granted, But you fall madly in love with tangy too, and battle Outkast for the right to change her diapers. While you two are fighting tangy wanders off and falls down a manhole never to be seen again.

I wish earth had rings like saturn.

the earth now has rings like saturn but because of the shift in the gravitational pull they cause the entire world floods!!!



i wish i could read minds

Granted, you find a book called Minds and read it. It's kinda boring.

I wish I had the ability to make my muscles grow to any size I want.

Granted. You now have a machine that lets you increase the size of your muscles by allowing you to turn your brain cells into muscle cells, or decrease them by turning muscle cells into fat cells. Unfortunately you have no way of replenishing the brain cells or removing the excess fat cells.

I wish EMG would reveal his true identity to the world.

boomsmee wrote:Granted. You now have a machine that lets you increase the size of your muscles by allowing you to turn your brain cells into muscle cells, or decrease them by turning muscle cells into fat cells. Unfortunately you have no way of replenishing the brain cells or removing the excess fat cells.

I wish EMG would reveal his true identity to the world.

Granted POof ~~~``

Emg Reveals his true Identity As A True master hypnotist.

I wish I could ACTUALLY find someone in the Los Angeles Area that who is not afraid to meet and we become good friends and spend time hypnotizing each other and explore or fantasy's together. if that i could i would give them my Telephone number in this Form.

granted but I dont move there until June

I wish Tangy would just move to raleigh NC

Granted. While playing monopoly, instead of moving her piece to a space on the board, Tangy moves her piece onto a nearby atlas, specifically onto the city of raleigh NC.

The other players then kick her out of the game.

I wish AAA covered breakdowns in Antarctica.

Granted, but you break down on Mars, which they still don't cover.

I wish my teeth were whiter.

Granted. Your teeth are now made out of snow.

I wish it would never snow near me again.

boomsmee wrote:Granted. Your teeth are now made out of snow.

I wish it would never snow near me again.

Granted

It never Snows near you Again Instead it Snows inside of you, you pee snow and poop out snow.


I wish I could make myself pregnant.

Tangy wrote:

boomsmee wrote:Granted. Your teeth are now made out of snow.

I wish it would never snow near me again.

Granted

It never Snows near you Again Instead it Snows inside of you, you pee snow and poop out snow.


I wish I could make myself pregnant.

Granted

Granted. You are now a female boa constrictor. (they can become pregnant without sex)

I wish everyone a happy new year.

boomsmee wrote:Granted. You are now a female boa constrictor. (they can become pregnant without sex)

I wish everyone a happy new year.

Granted
Everyone have a new Beer 70 percent proof Alc by Volume

Since you did not wish for anything you are fired our of a cannon into a building full of horny bubbas that violate you in every possible way.

I wish I could understand what tangy types.

Granted, but then you yourself lose normal communication skills and can only communicate with Tangy!! As we can never understand what either of you type anymore!!

I wish that Fringe wasn't a show but real, and I was part of the Fringe team!

Granted, but the first time you try to step through to an alternate universe, only half of you makes it through, while the other half says in our universe.

I wish bob dole could refer to himself in the first person.

Granted, but now boomsmee can't.

I wish my chest hair was less patchy.

Granted, you are now Big Foot! No more patchy hair :-P

I wish I was whole again, cause having separate halves of my body stuck in two different 'verses is a beeeotch!

Granted. Unfortunately the lower half of you was reattached backwards.

I wish for this wish to not be granted.

Ok, but Bubba shits on you for wasting everyone's time.

I wish I was a bodybuilder instead of a Sasquatch.

curiousguy92 wrote:Ok, but Bubba shits on you for wasting everyone's time.

I wish I was a bodybuilder instead of a Sasquatch.

Granted
you build Cyborg skin life size sex Dolls.
And one of them has Bubba Personality And he goes to bed with you.


I wish that men and women could switch sexes by swapping each body's at will
:idea:

Tangy wrote:

curiousguy92 wrote:Ok, but Bubba shits on you for wasting everyone's time.

I wish I was a bodybuilder instead of a Sasquatch.

Granted
you build Cyborg skin life size sex Dolls.
And one of them has Bubba Personality And he goes to bed with you.


I wish that men and women could switch sexes by swapping each body's at will
:idea:

Granted
Men and women can switch body's but they do not know how to will themselves back again.

If anyone have a better ending then please do not hesitate to add it.


I wish this game goes on for years till 2050

Granted, but because you had the gull to grant your own wish, Bubba decides that every negative effect of future wishes will now affect you as well. Also he turns you into an 80 year old man who cant wear diapers, so you just poop your pants.

Also in 2014 everyone dies, and the game is taken over by conquering aliens who have exterminated the human race and make stupid wishes like "I wish i had a human who was still alive so i could blast it with my death ray again"

I wish i had a human who was still alive so i could blast it with my death ray again

boomsmee wrote:Granted, but because you had the gull to grant your own wish, Bubba decides that every negative effect of future wishes will now affect you as well. Also he turns you into an 80 year old man who cant wear diapers, so you just poop your pants.

Also in 2014 everyone dies, and the game is taken over by conquering aliens who have exterminated the human race and make stupid wishes like "I wish i had a human who was still alive so i could blast it with my death ray again"

I wish i had a human who was still alive so i could blast it with my death ray again

Granted
I wake up from death and manage to grant your Wish but Die before you could Kill me Again.
:P


I Wish the Aliens all feel bad about killing off the Human so they use their Technology to Clone us and use us as their pets, and wait on us from head to foot, dress us in Cute little funny looking outfit's push us around town in strollers to show us off to their friends and family's :o

Granted!

But after cloning us, and doting on us, they get bored with us and inevitably use us as slaves, 10 years on we revolt(in our cute costumes!), and since we were brought back, we start incubating and mutating viruses again. Approximately 5 years later, the last alien dies from a particularly bad strain of Influenza, thus we end up, alone on an earth, with alien tech, and the mentality of tribal domesticated pets. I estimate in real human evolution terms it'd be about 200,000 BC, and instead of loin cloths, we have lovely snazzy threads!

I wish I could play piano.

Granted but you can only play one song and it's with your toes.

I wish I had straight hair.

Granted!

...that Mohawk looks real nice btw..

I wish I could sing like Mariah Carey!

Granted, but you can't make any money off your talent because everybody accuses you of being a copycat and stealing her stuff :D

Since you didn't make a wish, a random one is selected for you.

Granted! You now have a penis sticking out of your forehead and you have to hop around on one foot (as you only have one) making squeaking noises with every hop, which bubba finds irresistibly attractive.

I wish monkeys could talk.

Granted, but now humans can only grunt and screech. Good thing we can still type, though.

I wish I had a different bodybuilder to toy with for each day of the week.

Granted. You now live with 6 hydrolic presses used for manufacturing Automotive bodies (Each for a different vehicle manufacturer), and a Stretch Armstrong.

I wish curiousguy92 wasn't so curious.

boomsmee wrote:Granted. You now live with 6 hydrolic presses used for manufacturing Automotive bodies (Each for a different vehicle manufacturer), and a Stretch Armstrong.

I wish curiousguy92 wasn't so curious.

Granted
He is now not so Curious he now only stares at his computer not knowing why he stares stuck on this Thread he can not remember shy he is even on the Internet in the first place he just stars with a blank look on his face he do not even get up to go to the bathroom he just Goes on his chair. Poor curiousguy92


i wish the next person who makes a wish hypnotic Desires all come true.

boomsmee wrote:Granted. You now live with 6 hydrolic presses used for manufacturing Automotive bodies (Each for a different vehicle manufacturer), and a Stretch Armstrong.

I wish curiousguy92 wasn't so curious.

Granted
He is now not so Curious he now only stares at his computer not knowing why he stares stuck on this Thread he can not remember why he is even on the Internet in the first place he just stars with a blank look on his face 8O he do not even get up to go to the bathroom he just Goes on his chair. Poor curiousguy92 :o


i wish the next person who makes a wish most impotent hypnotic Desires all come true. :o

Granted! You are now impotent tangy!

I wish Tangy's impotence was permanent.

boomsmee wrote:Granted! You are now impotent tangy!

I wish Tangy's impotence was permanent.

Granted it is permanent only only for 1 hour


i wish we all lived in a yellow show box


After 9.066 Post it seems like this game has reached it's peek making this one of the longest running games on this Board :mrgreen: :lol: :!: :?: :idea:

Granted, but because of the pressure of earth's entire population existing in a shoebox is far more than the force holding the shoebox together, there is a large explosion resulting in what used to be earth's population being scattered over an area the size of texas, and there is a new crater where tangy used to live.

I wish humans were no longer extinct due to tangy's shoebox fetish.

boomsmee wrote:Granted, but because of the pressure of earth's entire population existing in a shoebox is far more than the force holding the shoebox together, there is a large explosion resulting in what used to be earth's population being scattered over an area the size of texas, and there is a new crater where tangy used to live.

I wish humans were no longer extinct due to tangy's shoebox fetish.

Granted
But Because of a cosmic fluck everybody just stinks.
:o


I am the Twisted Genie and it looks like the World has ended or something no one out there. :twisted:

Tangy wrote:

boomsmee wrote:Granted, but because of the pressure of earth's entire population existing in a shoebox is far more than the force holding the shoebox together, there is a large explosion resulting in what used to be earth's population being scattered over an area the size of texas, and there is a new crater where tangy used to live.

I wish humans were no longer extinct due to tangy's shoebox fetish.

Granted
But Because of a cosmic fluck everybody just stinks.
:o


I am the Twisted Genie and it looks like the World has ended or something no one out there. :twisted:

I'll go to the alternate Universe And Start Over. :twisted: