WarpMyMind

Tangy wrote:

Tangy wrote:

boomsmee wrote:Granted, but because of the pressure of earth's entire population existing in a shoebox is far more than the force holding the shoebox together, there is a large explosion resulting in what used to be earth's population being scattered over an area the size of texas, and there is a new crater where tangy used to live.

I wish humans were no longer extinct due to tangy's shoebox fetish.

Granted
But Because of a cosmic fluck everybody just stinks.
:o


I am the Twisted Genie and it looks like the World has ended or something no one out there. :twisted:

I'll go to the alternate Universe And Start Over. :twisted:

Yes, you answered your own post. Clever, but what is the wish? This game is based upon you answering a wish and then making a wish. Don't just answer a wish without having one ready-that is bad form.

I wish Tangy would learn how to play well with others.

Granted, Now he dosn't play well with others by choice instead of just not knowing how.

I wish this post was invisible to Calimore until after he complains that I didn't make a wish.

boomsmee wrote:Granted, Now he dosn't play well with others by choice instead of just not knowing how.

I wish this post was invisible to Calimore until after he complains that I didn't make a wish.

I wish that Tangy was my Mommy and Daddy. :o

Granted. You are now Tangy's baby sockpuppet.

I wish the last person actually granted my wish.

Granted! But now you can only talk to scorpions.

I wish someone would come up with a wish for me

RJBass15 wrote:Granted! But now you can only talk to scorpions.

I wish someone would come up with a wish for me

Granted you wished to talk with scorpions too and you know talk to spiders as will since they are in the same family. :o

I wish you could talk to Roaches Too.

Granted you can talk with dead roaches

I wish girls and boys clothes switched forever

RJBass15 wrote:Granted you can talk with dead roaches

I wish girls and boys clothes switched forever

Granted, however being as no one noticed the switch all erotic meaning is lost forever.

I wish I could listen to pop music and retain my sanity.

Granted, you are now deaf.

I wish I had a monkey that would clean my bathroom to perfection.

boomsmee wrote:Granted, you are now deaf.

I wish I had a monkey that would clean my bathroom to perfection.

Granted. The evil monkey has cleaned your bathroom to perfection but has flung it's poo all over the rest of the house.

I wish I had a slice of pecan pie.

Granted, but it's spoiled.

I wish I had a magic wand.

Granted, but all it does is make tofu appear.

I wish i can wear a bra in public

RJBass15 wrote:Granted, but all it does is make tofu appear.

I wish i can wear a bra in public

Granted wearing a bra in public was never against the law in the first place so that's all you wear in public now is a bra. :o


I wish baby for 24 hours would work and work and work with no awakener :o

Tangy wrote:
Granted wearing a bra in public was never against the law in the first place so that's all you wear in public now is a bra. :o


I wish baby for 24 hours would work and work and work with no awakener :o

Granted, you spend the rest of your life as a baby, however, with no awakener you're also asleep for the rest of your life.

I wish I liked cheese cake.

fenrir93 wrote:
Granted, you now only like cheese cake. Every time someone asks you over for dinner you can only accept if they serve it and you always have to have cheese cake at home for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

I wish I had a dog.

Granted, unfortunately I wasn't enough attention and you now spend your Sunday mornings worshipping me and thanking me for everything good in your life (but none of the bad stuff)

I wish other people would stop arguing with me and just accept I'm right.

fenrir93 wrote:

Granted, however people now find you so annoying that they see no reason to talk to you and avoid you every chance they get.

I wish I could lose my virginity.

Granted.


Now I just wish I could forget what you had me do to you when granting that wish...

fenrir93 wrote:

Granted, we now have regular sex but you forget it after every time.

I wish I could get hypnosis to work on me more.

Granted. You don't know why your bank account is always empty, despite working as a very high priced prostitute 24/7, but as a transgender furry body builder with incontinence and bowel control problems, there's nothing you like more than getting fucked by the bus loads of men that turn up at your house every weekend, it's just a shame you can never remember the details.
... wait sorry, that was suppose to be corrupted wasn't it? :p

I wish I was better at corrupting fenrir's wishes... :/

fenrir93 wrote:
Wow you really went all out on that one.

Granted, you are now an expert corrupter, to bad the great wolf is tired and going to sleep now.

I wish for a good nights rest.

Sorry - more a knack with creative writing (no complaints on the dreams I've written so far ;)), than actual intent to be mean.

Wish granted, but but you sleep through my witty retort.


I wish I knew where the line was before I charged across it...

fenrir93 wrote:

Granted, you now know that there is no line but no one else is playing so the information is useless until the wolf awakens. (I really really am going to sleep this time)

I wish I had money for a tattoo.

Granted you now have your body covered in expertly drawn tattoos of all the worlds paper currencies.

Unfortunately, and perhaps ironically, the work costs the same as the sum value of all the notes now adorning your body.

I wish for a normal turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with no zombie turkey, no possessed bread and no mutated mayo.

fenrir93 wrote:

Nate80 wrote:

fenrir93 wrote:

Granted, you now know that there is no line but no one else is playing so the information is useless until the wolf awakens. (I really really am going to sleep this time)

I wish I had money for a tattoo.

Granted you now have your body covered in expertly drawn tattoos of all the worlds paper currencies.

Unfortunately, and perhaps ironically, the work costs the same as the sum value of all the notes now adorning your body.

I wish for a normal turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with no zombie turkey, no possessed bread and no mutated mayo.

Granted but the bread is really dry and you have nothing to drink.

I wish I was famous.

Granted. Unfortunately, you are now on the Most Wanted list as a terrorist and suspected bear and other wildlife buggerer.


I wish I had a nuclear submarine.

fenrir93 wrote:
Granted, you now have a submarine, to bad you don't have a crew or any knowledge about how to operate it so it's just sitting in the water.

I wish I had a job.

Granted, you now have a job as the sole crewman on a nuclear submarine, unfortunately the hours are horrible, the pay is next to nothing and there's no on the job training or career advancement options. And you've already been deployed for the next 6 months.

I wish chocolate could help you lose excess fat and develop muscles.

fenrir93 wrote:

Granted. However this causes a massive increase in chocolate consumption which causes a shortage of cocoa beans and it becomes extremely rare and expensive.

I wish I could be kinkier in bed.

Granted, every night when you go to bed your body twists and bends into a really uncomfortable position, with lots of kinks in it.

I wish cocksucking was an acceptable way of greeting attractive men.

Granted your apartment is cleaner, so clean there is nothing in it at all!

I wish i didnt have a 2nds degree sunburn OWWWWWWW!!! :cry:

Granted, you are now a Ken doll.

I wish a city would build a roller-coaster based mass transit system.

boomsmee wrote:Granted, you are now a Ken doll.

I wish a city would build a roller-coaster based mass transit system.

granted, unfortunately, while the system takes you all around the city lightening fast, it also only stops at the place you got on.

I wish I knew when to keep my mouth shut.

fenrir93 wrote:

Granted, you are now a mute.

I wish I could travel to another country.

Granted.

Unfortunately, your "travel" agency wont tell you where you are going and when / if you'll be allowed to go home. They even refuse to deny or confirm if you are even on the plane. Before putting the hood back over your head.


I wish the world was a nicer place to live in

granted, you are no longer part of it

i wish the sunburn i had was gone.

Granted, it has been replaced with a chemical burn.

I wish I could sleep better.

Granted, but it will be an endless sleep unless woken by true love's kiss.

I wish for an infinite clothing budget.

ViralVixen wrote:Granted, but it will be an endless sleep unless woken by true love's kiss.

I wish for an infinite clothing budget.

granted, unfortunately you have no means to access or use said funds.

I wish manufacturers would standardise on power adaptors.

Nate80 wrote:

granted, unfortunately you have no means to access or use said funds.

I wish manufacturers would standardise on power adaptors.

Granted, every power adaptator are remplaced by naked wires.

I wish contemporary singers use lsd for give some extravagance in their song

papotik wrote:

Nate80 wrote:

granted, unfortunately you have no means to access or use said funds.

I wish manufacturers would standardise on power adaptors.

Granted, every power adaptator are remplaced by naked wires.

I wish contemporary singers use lsd for give some extravagance in their song

Granted
Contemporary singers use LSD for Their songs now every person who listen to that type music is on a LSD Trip and think the music is so Extravagant so the Music Really sounds like C :roll: rap :oops: :oops: Oops



I wish that my nipples would really start to give milk instead of a few drops at a time. :o

Granted. Your "Girlfriend" turns out to be a criminal located in a nearby jail, and they have visiting hours. His name is bubba.

I wish the vampires in the twilight series would burst into flames when exposed to sunlight instead of sparkling.

Granted, vampire in twilight turns in flames at sunlight, and the book is a true flop, instead of this books, it's a book about intelligent vegan zombie, which fall in love with a teenager which become a blockbuster, you are the greatest fan of this story.


I wish i have telekinesis

Granted, but the only thing you can move with it is your bowels.

I wish anything I ate would become lean muscle mass.

curiousguy92 wrote:Granted, but the only thing you can move with it is your bowels.

I wish anything I ate would become lean muscle mass.

Granted
everything you eat become lean muscle Mass
it is so lean that cannibals decided they want to barbeque and you have the Leanness meat they every seen in one human. :oops:

Granted. You now never paid any taxes, allowing you enough money to get a pet snake. Unfortunatly you are now sitting in a jail cell with bubba for tax evasion. Bubba also has his way with tangy for not making a wish.

I wish all lawyers were banned from taking office in US politics.