WarpMyMind

Posted: **January 3rd, 2012, 9:17 am**

granted you're a female kitten

I wish everything tasted like candy

Posted: **January 3rd, 2012, 1:40 pm**

outkast1728 wrote:granted you're a female kitten

I wish everything tasted like candy

Granted everything taste like Candy even your favorite bar b Que Dinner you loved so much even the Bar B Que sauce. Know and later Candy Sweet and Sour .

I wish i never been born.

Posted: **January 3rd, 2012, 7:56 pm**

Granted. You were never born, never conceived, do not exist and therefore can no longer post in any forums.

I wish the sky would rain monkeys.

Posted: **January 3rd, 2012, 8:07 pm**

granted, now its raining super-intelligent apes that take over the planets and enslave all of humanity. (rise of planet of the apes)

I wish pokemon were real

Posted: **January 3rd, 2012, 8:28 pm**

Granted, the gory deaths both by and of Pokemon makes everyone, you included, suicidally depressed for the rest of their short, short lives.

I wish eating weren't such an essential part of life.

Posted: **January 5th, 2012, 12:42 pm**

Granted. You no longer care to eat anything, and soon you will waste away and die.

I wish I was built like a pro bodybuilder.

Posted: **January 5th, 2012, 1:25 pm**

granted, you turn into Ronnie Coleman with a lisp so bad that noody can understand you

Posted: **January 16th, 2012, 7:41 pm**

Seeing as you failed to make a wish, Bubba, the 400lb ex prison inmate comes up behinds you and makes sweet love to your ass for the foreseeable future.

I wish Someone would have looked through the history and found Twisted Wishes which is this game :p

Posted: **January 16th, 2012, 7:44 pm**

granted but the twisted wishes game gets deleted by EMG leaving only this thread.

Posted: **January 17th, 2012, 2:16 am**

As once again a no wish was made, Bubba makes one and proceeds to sit on your face. Hope you like his crusty ass and crabby balls!

I wish Bubba was in a cage 1000 miles from me!

Posted: **January 17th, 2012, 5:03 pm**

Granted, but you're in a cage with Bubba's fugly twin sister. She wants you bad.

I wish a harem of muscle men to serve my every whim.

Posted: **January 17th, 2012, 5:29 pm**

granted but they're all so muscular they're monstrous

I wish I was a muscular harem guy

Posted: **January 17th, 2012, 6:10 pm**

Granted-- you are a muscular harem eunuch.

I wish I could think of a decent wish to post here.

Posted: **January 17th, 2012, 10:32 pm**

Granted, but right after you think of it you have an aneurysm and die.

I wish the temperature outside was 72 degrees Farenheit.

Posted: **January 18th, 2012, 7:45 am**

Granted......it's 72 F outside, but you have been transported to Winnipeg Canada where it is -25 C / -13 F!!

I wish I could visit the International Space Station.....

Posted: **January 18th, 2012, 8:08 am**

granted you get teleported to the outside of the ISS without a spacesuit!

I wish I was smarter

Posted: **January 18th, 2012, 4:42 pm**

Granted, but you end up killing yourself after you realize just how pointless existence is.

I wish I could teach.

Posted: **January 18th, 2012, 5:15 pm**

Granted. You can teach, but now you don't want to, so that was useless.

I wish I had superpowers.

Posted: **January 19th, 2012, 10:58 am**

Granted, your only Super Powers though are Explosive Diarrhea and the inability to remember what a toilet is.

DAMN!! That is disgusting!

I wish I had some brain bleach.

Posted: **January 19th, 2012, 4:40 pm**

Granted, you have brain bleach now but you can't figure out how to make it work.

I wish I didn't fight with myself so much.

Posted: **January 20th, 2012, 12:01 am**

Granted, now you fight with everyone else.

I wish everyone was supportive of my decisions.

Posted: **January 26th, 2012, 9:04 pm**

Granted, but it turns out you're terrible at decision-making.

I wish I could just take a compliment without doubting its sincerity.

Posted: **January 27th, 2012, 12:10 am**

Granted, but your brain switches the definitions of compliments and insults, so whenever someone says something bad about you even as a joke, you take it seriously.

I wish I could persuade people to do anything legal that I wanted them to do.

Posted: **January 27th, 2012, 6:45 pm**

curiousguy92 wrote:Granted, but your brain switches the definitions of compliments and insults, so whenever someone says something bad about you even as a joke, you take it seriously.

I wish I could persuade people to do anything legal that I wanted them to do.

Granted. However, your method of persuasion involves chopping off one of your fingers.

I wish my Jungian shadow figure would stop all his negativity and actually allow me to be the best person I can be.

Posted: **January 30th, 2012, 9:17 am**

granted, you are now the best you can be....at insulting people

I wish I was goth

Posted: **January 30th, 2012, 1:23 pm**

Granted, but everyone else becomes preppy and you have no one to interact with.

I wish I could control people with my thoughts.

Posted: **January 30th, 2012, 3:00 pm**

curiousguy92 wrote:Granted, but everyone else becomes preppy and you have no one to interact with.

I wish I could control people with my thoughts.

Granted, but now you go into a comma as you can never control yourself again forced to live your life as others while you slowly forget about your true self.

I wish the world would split in half. One piece will hit the sun burning everything while the other half is consumed by a black hole.

Posted: **February 3rd, 2012, 3:22 pm**

tanyaslave wrote:
Senna wrote:

I wish the world would split in half. One piece will hit the sun burning everything while the other half is consumed by a black hole.

Granted. But all us humans survive and xenograft Mars and live on it happily.

I wish for the next person to make an uncoruptable wish

Granted but since the game is twisted the wish backfires and everyone became rug rats.

I wish the Statue Of liberty comes to life.

Posted: **February 4th, 2012, 10:56 am**

granted but she doesn't like the way our world is and trys to destroy the world.

I wish I had the power to change the memorys of others.

Posted: **February 4th, 2012, 9:42 pm**

Granted, but you can't control it so the only change you make is to make everyone forget who you are.

I wish for a perfect Dutch apple pie.

Posted: **February 5th, 2012, 11:10 am**

Granted. You walk into the kitchen as you see your friend eating the last bite of the last piece of that perfect dutch apple pie.

I wish I hit the lottery.

Posted: **February 5th, 2012, 11:29 am**

Granted, you lose control of your car, crash in a convenient store parking lot, fly through your windshield and the glass window of the store and finally come to a bone crunching stop when your head hits the lottery machine.

I wish my job would be to have sex at least eight hours a day and I would enjoy it always.

Posted: **February 5th, 2012, 11:30 am**

Granted......congratulations you have won the lottery to get the first choice in the 2012 NHL entry draft!!

I wish I had a Corvette

Posted: **February 5th, 2012, 11:48 am**

Granted, you now have a 1:43 scale 1990 Corvette.

I wish I had a chocolate chip cookie.

Posted: **February 5th, 2012, 12:30 pm**

Granted, Willie Wonka now makes cookies too and has offered you a free sample. They are made in the nut room with all the squirrels though so those might not be chocolate chips.

I wish no one would ever ignore me again.

Posted: **February 5th, 2012, 8:37 pm**

granted but now nobody will leave you alone and ignore their childrens needs.

I wish that I always was a sex hungry catgirl.

Posted: **February 5th, 2012, 8:39 pm**

granted but that's the only kind of hungry you ever are and you die of malnutrition from not eating regular food too

Posted: **February 29th, 2012, 5:17 pm**

Seeing as no wish was asked, Bubba comes around and sits on your face for a long while. Yes, He had baked beans and chili and a butt load of Taco Bell. You are in deep crap bud.

I wish bubba was locked away in a cage at the bottom of the atlantic and I was safe somewhere on dry land.

Posted: **February 29th, 2012, 8:07 pm**

CycoMelody wrote:Seeing as no wish was asked, Bubba comes around and sits on your face for a long while. Yes, He had baked beans and chili and a butt load of Taco Bell. You are in deep crap bud.

I wish bubba was locked away in a cage at the bottom of the atlantic and I was safe somewhere on dry land.

Granted, but you're locked up in Alcatraz while Bubba is having awesome frat parties with Cthulu.

I wish my college scholarship had less requirements for keeping it.

Posted: **February 29th, 2012, 11:57 pm**

Granted; however, the scholarship is reduced to US$0.32.

I wish I had US$32,000,000,000.00.

Posted: **March 1st, 2012, 4:04 am**

granted but you receive it all in pennies

I wish I was related to taylor lautner

Posted: **March 2nd, 2012, 8:45 pm**

outkast1728 wrote:granted but you receive it all in pennies

I wish I was related to taylor lautner

Granted but you're his failed twin who was absorbed in the womb.

I wish I had no need for sleep

Posted: **March 2nd, 2012, 8:48 pm**

granted, but your body shuts down after 5 days of no sleep and you die

I wish I was a werewolf

Posted: **March 9th, 2012, 2:13 pm**

outkast1728 wrote:granted, but your body shuts down after 5 days of no sleep and you die

I wish I was a werewolf

Granted unfortunately you are a werewolf n Alaska where the sun never goes down a you never see a full moon at night. :wink:

i wish i could smell like a Woman.

Posted: **March 9th, 2012, 5:21 pm**

Granted, but in making you smell like that every man has become blind, and now hits on you thinking you're a female.

I wish for..........a nickel.

Posted: **March 9th, 2012, 5:58 pm**

granted, but it's [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nickel]a single nickel atom.[/url]

I wish for socks that won't tear so easily.

Posted: **March 10th, 2012, 2:23 am**

Granted, you are now wearing socks made of cement. They are unremovable.

I wish I hadn't tried the bite test in my geology class.

Posted: **March 11th, 2012, 1:20 am**

qv wrote:Granted, you are now wearing socks made of cement. They are unremovable.

I wish I hadn't tried the bite test in my geology class.

Granted, but Murphy's Law, so now you're still curious and regretting not trying it then.

I wish it was Wednesday.

Posted: **March 11th, 2012, 5:36 am**

Granted......it's Wednesday July 7, 1862!!

I wish for a new pair of high heel boots.

Posted: **March 11th, 2012, 7:46 am**

granted, they are 20 meter high and unremoveble.

wish i am good in hypnosis.

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