by sandy82 » July 1st, 2005, 9:54 am
Thursday was a busy day.
Pet Obedience Training.
I'm afraid Juanita, the pet crocodile, is a little slow.
I keep telling her that the idea of giving oral sex is to start slowly...and gradually build up to the recipient's crescendo. But no, she is self-centered, enthusiastic....and impatient.
It was easy getting volunteers yesterday. A wide felt-tip pen in the Greyhound restroom. "For a genuine deep throat, call Juanita. 555-6969."
But this morning, no jostling queue outside. The word is out. Juanita now shares the problem of the Pentagon. Recruiting.
Headstrong impetuousness, whatever the goal, does not bring the desired results.
Bad! Juanita. Bad! :wink: