by Jack » August 14th, 2005, 5:09 pm
[quote="sandy82"]These Texas guys always get to the heart of the matter. :)[/quote]You've got that right.
[quote="sandy82"]Jack, the initial author is making progress. On Tuesday, he wanted to suck himself off. Four days later, he realizes he needs some help. And with a crocodile's help, he'd only have to ask once. 8O[/quote]*shivers at the thought* Being male... I wouldn't ask a crocodiles' help in that area. I think most women can perform well enough for my tastes.
Mike... I understand the impulse to be able to perform fellatio on ones self. If I remember correctly there's at least 2 women per every male on the planet. I think you should be able to find at least one that loves to please a man.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." Bertrand Russell
"By doing certain things certain results follow." A. Crowley, Book of Lies
"Dum spiro, spero." - Cicero