Dear Cd Sara,\n I am glad I excited you again. I also posted Secret Lover for the girls. I am hoping it also turns you on as well. I love you deeply and care for all my girls out there. Since I interact so much I hope you come back for more? \nSincerely,\nHaxsaw

Dear Gentle Listeners,\n Ever wanted a custom made file yet did not know whom to turn to? Look no farther. At a mere $5.oo you too can have a custom made file. As this has gotten out of hand, yes I will accept foreign currency. Yes, yes, it is hard to count all those coins yet you need not worry! Payment is via Western Union or money order through Postal Mail. Write mrunnells@yahoo.com for details now.\nSincerely,\nHaxsaw

That ending is very fun, made me very horny :)

Dear Turtles,\n I want the gentle listener be as happy as possible. In being happy you can obey. In obeying you have sense of self. I want you serve purpose. At the least you are happy. In being happy you are with purpose, having served another.\nSincerely,\nHaxsaw