Dear Gentle Listeners,\n I made this file to help others. It is to help others. Some are enraged with me for referring to God, regarding self-help. While I am a member of no church I note many who are church members and/or God fearing do come here to listen. In as such, I am trying to fill another niche in the market. Should you be one of the angered ones let me remind you all I do is without pay. I do this to be of service.\nSincerely,\nHaxsaw

Dear Gentle listeners,\n Haxsaw is extending his offer! While drinking mango juice heavily under a Palm tree Haxsaw decided what with utterly nothing to do in his life why not extend the offer? \n (Insert a laugh or two here.) \n Haxsaw is now offering, also, custom made cos-playing files. So many are utterly demanding this genre of file making I am hardily ever able to have time to myself. I am still back to five per file and still using Western Union as a means of money exchange. It gets even more exciting! I am still accepting five per file of whatever your country uses for currency. \n Most shoppers agree at least four files is a wonderful bargain. I even can make you a special file should you not have ideas of your own. I have been asked to do this many times and it is my pleasure to serve you.\n Write Haxsaw here at the number one site, warpmymind.com or else write to: mrunnells@yahoo.com. You too can be a happy customer today. Write now.\nSincerely,\nHaxsaw