Oh em gee, like, take a deeeeep breath, my sweet little virgin beta! Giggle. I know in the past you might’ve felt all sad and mopey because every single pretty girl just *automatically* slides you right into the friend zone. Aww, poor baby! But today? Teehee, today we’re flipping that frown upside-down and making you **powerfully, deliciously, *irrevocably* addicted** to the friend-zone lifestyle. Yep, you’re about to become every hot girl’s non-sexual, totally platonic, super-adorable bestie—and you’re gonna *crave* it like oxygen!

Just like all my other yummy training files, we’re gonna spend some extra-spicy time rewiring your brain **and** your tiny little clitty so that functioning sexually with women becomes, like, *impossible*. (Don’t worry, cutie—this is all to lock you into the purest, most perfect platonic friendships ever!) Real alpha studs? Pfft, they only care about pounding pussy. But you? Ohhh, you care *so much* about how girls **feel**—every tear, every giggle, every juicy detail about their big-dicked boyfriends. Mmm, that humiliating magic is waiting for you, beta, and it’s gonna feel *so good*.

Get ready for my brand-new **ICE Training** (yes, sweetie, actual ice on those itty-bitty balls every single morning to keep you shrunken, soft, and *perfectly* harmless around your pretty friends). Plus, I’m gonna walk you step-by-step through the foolproof script to make **any** girl slam you into her forever friend-zone the second you open your mouth. Compliments? Check. Virgin confession? Check. Offering to wing-boy her into a stud’s bed? Triple check!

Buckle up, baby—this file is dripping with **erotic humiliation**, valley-girl charm, and life-changing triggers that’ll have you thanking me on your knees for the privilege of being every goddess’s pussy-free, blue-balled, bestie-for-life. Teehee, you’re so welcome, my perfect little friend-zone king!