It is time to give thanks. It is time to give thanks for all that is important to you. It is time to give thanks for the pleasure. It is time to give thanks to me for making you this way. Over 8 minutes of abrasive and cruel humiliation for all those addicted losers out there who crave ruin. The future you deserve is coming and you will thank me when it happens. Not for the faint hearted. This file is perfect to be listened to over Thanksgiving but is just as suitable for those who do not celebrate. An AI version of this file is available via the Gooning For Losers Patreon.

Also recommended at this time of year: Thanksgiving For Losers