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Name: Euphoric Baby

Whenever you can\'t remember anything babies wouldn\'t know or can\'t think how to do something more complex than play with a baby toy, you\'ll experience euphoric pleasure.  That\'s right, all you have to do is relax and not quite be able to remember what that word means, or what that shape is called, or what that letter is, and you\'ll feel a wave of happy good feelings.  Just relax and don\'t think hard enough to be able to remember how to solve that math problem, or how to play that grownup game, or what to do during sex, and you\'ll have a surge of pleasure.  Even things like how to feed yourself without making a mess or how to keep your pants dry and clean -- whenever you just don\'t think hard enough to know them, you\'ll feel wonderful.  Whenever you realize you really don\'t know one of these things, you\'ll feel even more wonderful.  And when you realize that you\'ll never be able to learn how to do one of these things ever again, you\'ll feel even more happy, euphoric pleasure.  Obviously this will lead to your being as helpless as a baby and awash in a sea of constant pleasure, so don\'t use this file unless you have someone who wants to take care of an adult-sized baby, because that\'s what you\'ll be.

Comments

mondaytuesday on 2012-11-21 12:26:20
	This is really good.

Chibi on 2011-05-03 17:01:33
	I'm sure there used to be a file just like this... I don't know what happened to it though.