more hypno-slave talk

Yo yo dis here iz how ghetto niggas speak an don't make me pull mah gat!
Aaron (5:15 PM): got it
Aaron (5:15 PM): ?
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:16 PM): i try
Aaron (5:16 PM): http://www.joe l.net/EBONICS/Tr anslator
Aaron (5:16 PM): here until you get a hang of the ghetto speak ise this to translate, okay
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:17 PM): Yo thats fine just like mammy.
Aaron (5:17 PM): good
Aaron (5:17 PM): good
Aaron (5:17 PM): so how do you feel?
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:18 PM): Yo confused what the fuck sup now?
Aaron (5:18 PM): using the translater?
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:19 PM): Yo yeea its too difficult what 'chew thinkin' man?
Aaron (5:20 PM): try it weithout the dictionary
Aaron (5:20 PM): say something
Aaron (5:20 PM): i mena translator
Aaron (5:20 PM): say something wihtout the translator
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:21 PM): wat' i say'
Aaron (5:21 PM): did you use the translator
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:21 PM): no way' man
Aaron (5:22 PM): so how do you feel
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:22 PM): i fel' great
Aaron (5:22 PM): okay tehn trigger will be ghetto slob
Aaron (5:23 PM): back to normal
Aaron (5:23 PM): how was that?
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:23 PM): it was too difficult. i dont know how to talk
Aaron (5:24 PM): ok then, but you know how to talk like a bimbo, right?
Aaron (5:25 PM): well slob
Aaron (5:25 PM): how do you feel
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:26 PM): fat and nasty
Aaron (5:26 PM): why?
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:26 PM): im big and ugly
Aaron (5:26 PM): try to stand up
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:27 PM): i cant
Aaron (5:27 PM): keep trying
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:27 PM): im too heavy
Aaron (5:27 PM): do your feet hurt
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:28 PM): just a bit if i try to stand up
Aaron (5:29 PM): wow, so whats your name
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:29 PM): jenny
Aaron (5:29 PM): your job?
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:29 PM): i dont know
Aaron (5:29 PM): you dont have one, right?
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:30 PM): i think so
Aaron (5:30 PM): how old are you?
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:30 PM): 50
Aaron (5:30 PM): wow
Aaron (5:31 PM): well back to normal
Aaron (5:31 PM): but you are still a woman'
Aaron (5:31 PM): what to do with you
Aaron (5:31 PM): how about i make you a freak
Aaron (5:32 PM): first off with your feet
Aaron (5:32 PM): they are huge and fat and smelly just like the slobs but worse
Aaron (5:32 PM): how is that?
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:32 PM): that funny
Aaron (5:32 PM): your legs are tiny, but your thighs and ass are 1000 inches
Aaron (5:33 PM): how is that?
Aaron (5:33 PM): how is that?
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:33 PM): very crazy
Aaron (5:34 PM): and your vagian is now huge and floppy and you pee every five minutes
Aaron (5:34 PM): but its virtual so you dont actually wet anything
Aaron (5:34 PM): but it seems like it
Aaron (5:34 PM): how is that
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:35 PM): that is weird
Aaron (5:36 PM): and your stomach is flat but your tits are flabby and come all the way down to yuor feet
Aaron (5:36 PM): how is tht?
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:36 PM): that looks strange
Aaron (5:36 PM): your arms are fat come all the way down to your feet but hands are tiny
Aaron (5:36 PM): you have tripple chins but a petite face
Aaron (5:37 PM): and your hair is long
Aaron (5:37 PM): how does that feel
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:37 PM): really hard to write something
Aaron (5:37 PM): why?
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:38 PM): it is hard to move the arm
Aaron (5:41 PM): why?
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:42 PM): they are so heavy and long
Aaron (5:49 PM): really?
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:49 PM): yes
Aaron (5:49 PM): how much have you peed?
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:50 PM): 2- 3 times
Aaron (5:50 PM): really?
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:50 PM): i only felt it
Aaron (5:51 PM): weel you see it too
Aaron (5:51 PM): whats your job?
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:51 PM): i dont know
Aaron (5:51 PM): its part of a freak show
Aaron (5:51 PM): also you tits lactate nonstop
Aaron (5:52 PM): so i hear your in a all womans freak show
Aaron (5:52 PM): is that right
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:52 PM): that right
Aaron (5:52 PM): who are all of the other performers
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:53 PM): one girl with a long tongue
Aaron (5:53 PM): give them names
Aaron (5:53 PM): start over
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:54 PM): tessa with a really long tongue
Aaron (5:54 PM): no circus names
Aaron (5:54 PM): strt over
Aaron (5:54 PM): actually just state what they are, ill give them names
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:55 PM): girl with a long tongue
Aaron (5:55 PM): tongue freak
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:55 PM): a really tiny woman
Aaron (5:55 PM): midget queen
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:56 PM): a blowen up woman
Aaron (5:56 PM): what?
Aaron (5:56 PM): a fat woman?
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:56 PM): yes
Aaron (5:56 PM): okay fat freak
Aaron (5:56 PM): continue
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:57 PM): one with six boobs
Aaron (5:57 PM): sextits
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:57 PM): one with 2 heads
Aaron (5:57 PM): twintits
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:57 PM): one without arms and legs
Aaron (5:58 PM): armlessfreak
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:58 PM): one looking like a baby
Aaron (5:58 PM): smalltits
Aaron (5:59 PM): any more?
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:59 PM): i dont think so
Aaron (5:59 PM): so your circus name is?
erwin1986@ymail.com (5:59 PM): freaktastic
Aaron (6:00 PM): okay then, i see the show is going on, it just started, what is happening
Aaron (6:00 PM): who goes on first?
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:00 PM): the first one is smalltits
Aaron (6:01 PM): what does she do?
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:02 PM): she is driving in a baby buggy
Aaron (6:02 PM): what else?
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:02 PM): sucking on a pazifier and wetting her diapers
Aaron (6:02 PM): how long does this go on for?
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:03 PM): till armlessfreak is coming out
Aaron (6:03 PM): and how much longer till she comes out, 30 minutes?
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:03 PM): about 10 min
Aaron (6:04 PM): okay tehn 10 minutes pass
Aaron (6:04 PM): so armless freak is out, what does she do
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:04 PM): she is rolling over the floor
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:05 PM): for the final she is doing a headstand
Aaron (6:05 PM): okay how long is she out?
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:05 PM): about 15 min
Aaron (6:05 PM): okay fifteen minutes oar up
Aaron (6:05 PM): who is up next
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:06 PM): then there is twintits
Aaron (6:06 PM): what do tehy do
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:07 PM): she is disputing with her two head
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:07 PM): in the and the two head kiss each other
Aaron (6:07 PM): how long does this go on?
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:07 PM): 15min
Aaron (6:08 PM): now 15 min past
Aaron (6:08 PM): whos up next?
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:08 PM): then midgetqueen
Aaron (6:08 PM): what does she do?
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:08 PM): she is cycling on a tiny bike
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:08 PM): balancing on a line
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:08 PM): and riding a dog
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:09 PM): this will go 20 min
Aaron (6:09 PM): twenty minutes go by
Aaron (6:09 PM): whos on next
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:10 PM): then sextits
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:11 PM): she gives 6 child milk from her breasts
Aaron (6:11 PM): how long does this go on?
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:11 PM): 10 min
Aaron (6:11 PM): ten minites are up
Aaron (6:11 PM): whos on next
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:11 PM): then comes fat freak
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:11 PM): she is rolling around
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:12 PM): for the final she is used as a big bowlingball
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:12 PM): times is about 15 min
Aaron (6:13 PM): 15 minutes are up
Aaron (6:13 PM): whos on next?
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:13 PM): the next is tongue freak
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:13 PM): she is catching flyes with her tongue
Aaron (6:13 PM): whaat else
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:14 PM): cleaning the floor
Aaron (6:14 PM): what else
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:14 PM): that all
Aaron (6:14 PM): how long does that go on for?
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:14 PM): 10 min
Aaron (6:14 PM): nwo for the finale you
Aaron (6:14 PM): ten minutes are up
Aaron (6:14 PM): and you are on for about an hour
Aaron (6:15 PM): what do you do
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:15 PM): first i walk on my really long arm
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:15 PM): then i jump from 20meters on my big butt
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:16 PM): after that i open my shoes and the smell comes out
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:17 PM): at last i make a knot in my breast
Aaron (6:18 PM): you do more
Aaron (6:18 PM): what else are you doing
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:19 PM): i pee into the audience
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:20 PM): with my arm i turn so fast that i lift up
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:23 PM): i slip a barrel in my vagina
Aaron (6:23 PM): what else
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:25 PM): nothing
Aaron (6:25 PM): good
Aaron (6:25 PM): how was the circus
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:26 PM): it was the best that i have ever seen
Aaron (6:27 PM): well back to normal your trigger will be superfreak
Aaron (6:29 PM): how was that
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:29 PM): it was really weird
Aaron (6:29 PM): but cool?
erwin1986@ymail.com (6:29 PM): yes it was okay