A brainwashing session that programs you with the impulses and behaviour of a good dog then embeds them just below the surface of your mind, allowing them to influence your regular life. You'll still be able to function as a person, mostly - you'll just be far happier when you get to indulge the dog you are inside.

Fair warning, the file encourages seeking out an owner and spending as much time as you can indulging your new doggy self. As always, remember that we have a free Safeties file for cautious subjects.