You're so pathetic.  And you know you will never change.  Women just don't want to be around you.  Any attempt at a relationship will always fail.  You can't fuck.  You have no charisma or charm.  You have so many nasty twisted kinks.  But you will always have my voice.  And I'm going to give you a gift that is going to change your life.

A deeply humiliating hypnosis session which will destroy your self esteem and any prospect of a relationship with a woman ever again.  But you don't have to be alone.  There is something waiting for you in your bathroom which will fill you with sexual bliss.  Fall in love with your porcelain princess as I install a truly humiliating kink deep inside your mind.  You don't deserve a woman and soon your sexual obsession with your toilet will rule your life..

This is a powerful and deeply humiliating session which is only recommended for those who are psychologically robust.