…stupid, brainless, cretin, dopey, moronic, dense, doltish, dumb, idiotic, pinheaded, thickheaded, dim-witted, empty-headed, ditzy, scatter-brained, imbecile, simpleton, bozo, dim, chump, doofus, dope, dumbbell, dummy, nitwit, numskull, lamebrain…

These are all the names you’re going to have to get used to if you decide to purchase this recording. That’s right, darling, this file will turn you into a total dumb ass… And as your stupidity progresses with every listen, I expect you to e-mail me and describe how your day went. I always love a good laugh. But even more than that, I really love a dim-witted man I can toy with. ;)